Wish I had been born rich, instead of so good looking......

cpjcpj Senior MemberPosts: 36,648 Senior Member
Worked at a little place called Black Widow Bows today.
To say I was drooling, is an understatement.


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Other than the first three arrows I shot up close to prevent me from sticking in the wall, all my groups looked like this at 15 ish yards. All of them.

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I have never shot a bow so smooth. Un. Freaking. Real.


Now, anyone got a spare grand plus tax they want to give me?
Oh, need arrows, quiver, and broadheads too.
"I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
Zee

Comments

  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,302 Senior Member
    Hmmmmmmmm I am prepared to throw in 50 bucks...........































    ....for you to use as target practice........but if you kill one I don't think the deer farmer will be too happy..........
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 18,961 Senior Member
    Couldn't you have stuck one down your pants and just claimed to be happy to be there?
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 18,961 Senior Member
    I probably would have donated a kidney right then and there.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,648 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    Couldn't you have stuck one down your pants and just claimed to be happy to be there?

    It was too compact. Word gets around, they wouldnt have believed it was that short.
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,056 Senior Member
    I'm not even a bow shooter and I can appreciate those, just amazing looking.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,588 Senior Member
    Can't relate the title to the content :blah:

    He may be asking for hand outs :fiddle:
    My new Signature
  • WeatherbyWeatherby Senior Member Posts: 4,345 Senior Member
    Any more side jobs you could do for them to try and get one wholesale ?
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 9,350 Senior Member
    No layaway?
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,648 Senior Member
    Weatherby wrote: »
    Any more side jobs you could do for them to try and get one wholesale ?

    Ummm, no and no.
    It wasn't a side job, it was for my real job. Don't think the boss would appreciate that...
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,648 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 wrote: »
    No layaway?

    Yeah, you lay away the cash till you can pay for it. :tooth:
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 18,961 Senior Member
    Weatherby wrote: »
    Any more side jobs you could do for them to try and get one wholesale ?

    He wouldn't get much trying to sell his body and I don't think anyone would pay in the first place.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 9,350 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Yeah, you lay away the cash till you can pay for it. :tooth:

    Until the Kahr for $350, case of .223 for $400, and Burris scope for $150 comes along, I need focus or something else shiny distracts me and depletes the gun fund.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,648 Senior Member
    Mini-me wrote: »
    He wouldn't get much trying to sell his body and I don't think anyone would pay in the first place.

    Why don't you shut yer damn mouth?
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 18,961 Senior Member
    See? Who would pay for such ill tempered company?
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 17,913 Senior Member
    Recurves are sexy as a purple frog, but my days of shooting any bow, even an extreme letoff compound, are long gone! The Rice Krispies shoulders keep me from practicing enough to shoot one accurately!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,648 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Can't relate the title to the content :blah:

    He may be asking for hand outs :fiddle:
    Tell ya what you buy the bow for me, and I'll buy your waffles at the Super 8 every time we go to Jerrys. :up:
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee

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