Joke

cpjcpj Senior MemberPosts: 37,057 Senior Member
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, “Are you allergic to anything?”
He says “Yes, just caffeine.”
“Have you ever been in the service?” the interviewer asks.
“Yes,” he says, “I was in Iraq for two years.”
The interviewer says “That will give you 5 extra points toward employment here.”,
and then asks, “Are you disabled in any way?”
The guy says, “Yes… an IED exploded near me and blew my testicles clean off.”
The interviewer tells the guy “O.K. In that case, I can hire you right now. Normal hours are from 8am to 4pm. You can start tomorrow at 10am, and plan on starting at 10am every day. Don’t worry,we’ll still pay you from 8am.”
The guy is puzzled and says, “If the hours are from 8am to 4pm, why don’t you want me to be here before 10am?”
“‘This is a government job,” the interviewer says, “For the first two hours we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.”
"I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
Zee

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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Ouch.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,663 Senior Member
    Affirmative action at its finest!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • kansashunterkansashunter Senior Member Posts: 1,244 Senior Member
    I am terribly offended. I don't drink coffee and I start at 7.
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,057 Senior Member
    I am terribly offended. I don't drink coffee and I start at 7.

    Trying to get some extra nut scratching in?
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,349 Senior Member
    " Hey Boss, its David here. I wont be at work till 10am tomorrow. I fell asleep on the couch watching tv last night and the dog ate my left nut"

    "Come in at 9.........you still got one left haven't you?"
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    good one! thanks cpj

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    orchidman wrote: »
    " Hey Boss, its David here. I wont be at work till 10am tomorrow. I fell asleep on the couch watching tv last night and the dog ate my left nut"

    "Come in at 9.........you still got one left haven't you?"

    Ah! A crossover post! Excellent.

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

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