Ouch!! be careful out there

104RFAST104RFAST Senior MemberPosts: 1,177 Senior Member
http://www.news4jax.com/news/florida-man-sits-on-gun-shoots-self-in-penis-police-say He's lucky he didn't become a suprano at the
same time

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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,782 Senior Member
    I suppose you can put a tourniquet on that.
    I have a need for speed
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 17,979 Senior Member
    "Sat on it- - - - - -"??????? More likely "Stuck it in his waistband with his finger on the trigger!" Stupid can indeed be painful!
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,712 Senior Member
    Felon with a gun, faces charges. Clear case of Felonious Penile Endangerment :yikes:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,712 Senior Member
    I wonder what he was jerking around inside the trigger guard to cause it to prematurely discharge :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :spittingcoffee:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,688 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    "Sat on it- - - - - -"??????? More likely "Stuck it in his waistband with his finger on the trigger!" Stupid can indeed be painful!
    Jerry

    Yea - I was thinking the angles were all wrong for what the perp claimed happened...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,231 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Yea - I was thinking the angles were all wrong for what the perp claimed happened...

    While it is not something I'd want to picture but Zorba's point of angle theory makes sense ... the huevos should have been scrambled before the sausage ...
    “The further a society drifts from truth ... the more it will hate those who speak it."
    - George Orwell
  • pjames777pjames777 Senior Member Posts: 1,027 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    "Sat on it- - - - - -"??????? More likely "Stuck it in his waistband with his finger on the trigger!" Stupid can indeed be painful!
    Jerry

    :win::win:
  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    What a prick... sorry. Couldn't stop my typing...
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  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,099 Senior Member
    NCFUBAR wrote: »
    While it is not something I'd want to picture but Zorba's point of angle theory makes sense ... the huevos should have been scrambled before the sausage ...

    It could hit the Frank and not the beans. Depends on where frank is positioned. However the point is moot. Because he didnt "sit on the gun". He shoved it
    In his pant and shot is pecker.
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • DanoobieDanoobie Member Posts: 95 Member
    The article's picture leads one to believe he sat on a Beretta 92, and
    had an ND with a notoriously heavy DA, while NOT actually stating
    what type of firearm was involved. Hmmmm...
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 20,866 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Yea - I was thinking the angles were all wrong for what the perp claimed happened...

    Either that or he WAS very WELL ENDOWED! Notice WAS is accented.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • SIGgalSIGgal Senior Member Posts: 1,660 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    "Sat on it- - - - - -"??????? More likely "Stuck it in his waistband with his finger on the trigger!" Stupid can indeed be painful!
    Jerry

    That's a shame. Not the part where he shoots off his penis, but the fact that someone can be so stupid and have a firearm. :win:
    "Marriage is a hunting permit that allows you only one dear at a time"
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,687 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    "Sat on it- - - - - -"??????? More likely "Stuck it in his waistband with his finger on the trigger!" Stupid can indeed be painful!
    Jerry
    zorba wrote: »
    Yea - I was thinking the angles were all wrong for what the perp claimed happened...


    You guys are missing another possibility... of course "sitting on it" in that fashion would involve internal damage as well. :yikes:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 21,925 Senior Member
    That was bad, but this guy is REALLY lucky. Sayin'. :roll2:
    Old story from 1995, but still relevant. "His pants, which had a large hole, were still smoking." That's kind of funny about the smoking pants.

    http://www.greensboro.com/man-showing-off-shotgun-shoots-self-in-the-pants/article_7eb9e1d0-b02d-5148-ac01-33cf7cb4eaf3.html

    An 18-year-old man accidentally shot himself in the genitals when he tried to show his girlfriend the sawed-off shotgun in his pants.

    Kevin Hall was treated at a hospital Friday for a cut to his penis and powder burns on the inside of his thigh. Police then arrested him on several charges, including possession of a sawed-off shotgun.Police were called to the scene after someone reported a shooting on a street corner. When they arrived, they found Hall lying on the ground clutching his groin. His pants, which had a large hole, were still smoking.

    Hall told police he was the victim of a drive-by shooting. But his girlfriend said Hall was showing her the gun he had in his pants when the weapon went off.

    The gun was found in some nearby bushes, police said. Hall also was arrested on suspicion of reckless endangerment and illegal discharge of a firearm. He was being held in lieu of $100,000 bond.
    Non Sibi Sed Patriage (Not for self, but country)



  • john9001john9001 Senior Member Posts: 668 Senior Member
    he carried one in the chamber.
  • TugarTugar Senior Member Posts: 1,631 Senior Member
    That's one way to get a Darwin award.
    Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery.
    Winston Churchill
  • dlddld Member Posts: 320 Member
    roadking wrote: »
    What a prick... sorry. Couldn't stop my typing...

    he use to be a prick, not any more:jester:
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,687 Senior Member
    dld wrote: »
    he use to be a prick, not any more:jester:

    Correct. Now, he's a beyotch! :jester:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • ArmoredmanArmoredman Member Posts: 308 Member
    At least he won't make any more like him.
  • 104RFAST104RFAST Senior Member Posts: 1,177 Senior Member
    This adds new meaning to the term "decocker"
  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,292 Senior Member
    Guess he won't be carrying Cocked and locked anymore!
    timc - formerly known as timc on the last G&A forum and timc on the G&A forum before that and the G&A forum before that.....
    AKA: Former Founding Member

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