T-shirt humor

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 6,077 Senior Member
Seen while boarding a plane a couple of days ago.

"In dog beers, I've only had one."
Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 6,650 Senior Member
    I just gave that same t shirt to my good friend in Wisconsin. E bay is your friend, sometimes!!
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,115 Senior Member
    Those of you that have lived in Wisconsin could relate to a t-shirt that my brother just sent me, it says "Drink local, but puke in Illinois.":jester:
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 6,650 Senior Member
    There's was a bar in Cornucopia, Wi., which is as far north as you can get in Wisconsin, that was called Fish Lipps! So I figured a bar on the Wis/Ill state line should be called Fish ****!!

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  • CaliFFLCaliFFL Senior Member Posts: 4,114 Senior Member
    I saw a shirt that read "Drink Wisconsinably"


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    The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me.

    Ayn Rand
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 8,556 Senior Member
    I used to have a sweatshirt from this place................

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    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 6,650 Senior Member
    Sponsored by Bud light! Figures!
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,532 Senior Member
    A T-shirt I bought, at Wally World.


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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,385 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    I used to have a sweatshirt from this place................

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    I identify with this place more...

    http://www.bigdickshalfwayinn.com
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • hawk18hawk18 Senior Member Posts: 678 Senior Member
    The most distasteful because of where I saw it. At the county fair, on the midway, a sweatshirt with the sleeves torn off."Fifty million battered women in the world,,,, and I've been eating mine plain ".

    Hawk
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 5,935 Senior Member
    Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet. Along with a picture of a fire.

    I am kinkier than a cheap garden hose. Seen at Walmart on some woman that no one would want to be kinky with.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 17,106 Senior Member
    I bought this one recently
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,031 Senior Member
    This one got my nephew in a LOT of trouble at a high school in Beaverton Oregon:

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    Guess who gave it to him?
    :jester:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 6,441 Senior Member
    HA! Top this!! I want some Fu King Chinese. This is an actual restaurant in Lake City, Florida.

    Political correctness is a liberal degrading of the freedom of speech. George Orwell's 1984 famously incorporated the notion of limiting thought through language (see Newspeak)." Meanwhile, the beatings will continue until morale improves around here.
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,532 Senior Member
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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,532 Senior Member
    Here's one for Jerm.

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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 6,650 Senior Member
    WHAT! No spackle??!!
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,532 Senior Member
    Big Al1 wrote: »
    WHAT! No spackle??!!

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    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,000 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    This one got my nephew in a LOT of trouble at a high school in Beaverton Oregon:

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    Guess who gave it to him?
    :jester:
    Jerry

    Really? How tight were their panties twisted?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,739 Senior Member
    Spotted at this weekend's 'Sonic Boom' concert a few minutes North of here:

    I'm not gay. in large block print. Followed by:
    but $20 is $20 in smaller, finer print below.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 4,069 Senior Member
    I have one that I thought indicated my apathy toward all things racial....

    It's the "Jaw's" marquis, with the girl swimming on the top while the great white is heading up from below.

    The caption reads, "No lives matter", which I thought was pretty much in line with Nature.

    I wore it in public twice. I won't make that mistake again. I might even burn it.

    We've turned into Boulder.

    Mike
    Decisions have consequences, not everything in life gets an automatic mulligan.
    KSU Firefighter
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,031 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    How tight were their panties twisted?

    He was quite the pot-stirrer- - - - - -the one that probably got the most attention was the one he wore with the apocryphal Hitler quote about "We have achieved full gun registration- - - - - -etc." They tried to suspend him over that one until my brother and sis-in-law threatened a lawsuit on 1st. Amendment grounds, which got him an interview on the local evening news. By the time he wore the home-made shirt on "diversity" day that said "Marriage is for Adam and Eve- - - -not Adam and Steve" they just tried to ignore him!
    LOL!
    :jester:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,077 Senior Member
    Just seen on facebook.

    I wanted to dress up as a liberal for Halloween, but my head won't fit up my butt.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,614 Senior Member
    Beaver Creek, CO... Ski resort next to Vail.

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    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,292 Senior Member
    I've got one stowed away somewhere that says:

    I'm NOT a RACIST
    I hate EVERYBODY
    with equal enthusiasm

    Got it at the Sweetwater, TN flea market. Not what you want to wear and be keeping a low profile. :tooth:
    Non Sibi Sed Patriage (Not for self, but country)



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