More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

zorbazorba Senior MemberPosts: 16,000 Senior Member
-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,169 Senior Member
    Dang, those Fruitcakes need protection under the law too, ya know.

    I don't work in a carnival and am not good at guessing what some he/she/it has between their legs.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,000 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Dang, those Fruitcakes need protection under the law too, ya know.

    I don't work in a carnival and am not good at guessing what some he/she/it has between their legs.

    I'm all for calling folks what they want to be called, but legislating this PC doublethink is a Stupendous Steaming Stack of Stinking Steer Stool as far as I'm concerned. Besides, what do you call someone with facial hair wearing a skirt? :uhm::jester:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,169 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Besides, what do you call someone with facial hair wearing a skirt? :uhm::jester:

    ZORBA or KLINGER
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,000 Senior Member
    Touche'!! Well played Sir, well played! :up:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • AxeAxe Member Posts: 356 Member
    If it makes no sense, must be California!
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,292 Senior Member
    I propose rubber stamps with indelible ink. Stamp their preferred pronouns on their foreheads. Problem solved! What's your next problem that needs solving! :tooth:
    Non Sibi Sed Patriage (Not for self, but country)



  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,169 Senior Member
    Hey, I've seen trainees wearing Shoe Tags tied to their uniform for having a Physical Profile.. meaning no running or whatever..........all the Drill Sgt would have to is read it and Snuffy didn't need to say a word.........probably don't do that anymore so not to hurt their feelings.


    Maybe something like like would work for those confused creatures.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,000 Senior Member
    Axe wrote: »
    If it makes no sense, must be California!

    No kidding - they went completely Full **** right after the election, and continue to do so even after my escape last April!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • ArmoredmanArmoredman Member Posts: 309 Member
    Yes, you can be sent to jail for calling a shim a him, or a ze a he, but someone who deliberately infects someone with HIV in California can get community service, went from a felony to a misdemeanor. Also, Cali now no longer has high school final exams, graduate into welfare.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,544 Senior Member
    Diesed is the generic term for the whole damn group.

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  • mosseybuckmosseybuck Member Posts: 417 Member
    Couldn't have a more appropriate sponsor, Scott Weiner!:tooth:
    USMC '59-'65, NRA Lifer, Tennessee Squire

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