I saw this bumper sticker

Big ChiefBig Chief Senior MemberPosts: 30,622 Senior Member
"I kiss my dog on the lips" :confused: :confused:
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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 13,631 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    "I kiss my dog on the lips" :confused: :confused:

    So do I but I don't think I'd advertise it.....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,035 Senior Member
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    So do I but I don't think I'd advertise it.....

    I think you just did.

    Advertise it, that is.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 21,887 Senior Member
    Before or after the dog has licked its butt, or 'other places'? :tooth:
    Non Sibi Sed Patriage (Not for self, but country)



  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,622 Senior Member
    AKA A Pooch Smooch, I reckon :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,041 Senior Member
    Our male heeler is slurping away at his junk all day long, even Debbie won't let him lick her face.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
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  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,281 Senior Member
    Two guys walking down the street when they come up on a dog basking in the sun and giving his junk a a healthy licking. The one guy looks at the other and says “man I wish I could do that!” The other guy looks at him and says “You can try but he might bite you!”
    timc - formerly known as timc on the last G&A forum and timc on the G&A forum before that and the G&A forum before that.....
    AKA: Former Founding Member
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 17,973 Senior Member
    Bubba and Cletis are sitting on the front porch one day, drinking beer. A big redbone hound comes walking by, sits down in front of them, and starts licking his balls. Cletis says "Man, I wish I could do that!" Bubba says- - - -"Dude!, don't try it! That dog will probably bite ya!"
    :yikes:
    Jerry

    Nothing like telling the same joke at the same time!
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,336 Senior Member
    Why do dogs lick their 'junk'?

    Because they can.............
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 13,631 Senior Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    Before or after the dog has licked its butt, or 'other places'? :tooth:

    Point of order...the dog uses his tongue to lick his butt and other places....his lips ain't involved....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,759 Senior Member
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    Point of order...the dog uses his tongue to lick his butt and other places....his lips ain't involved....

    Ya think the order of touching matters? :uhm:
    I have a need for speed
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 13,631 Senior Member
    Damnit! I could take this conversation somewhere but decorum prevents me.....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 19,061 Senior Member
    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • Jeff in TXJeff in TX Senior Member Posts: 1,194 Senior Member
    timc wrote: »
    Two guys walking down the street when they come up on a dog basking in the sun and giving his junk a a healthy licking. The one guy looks at the other and says “man I wish I could do that!” The other guy looks at him and says “You can try but he might bite you!”

    Pretty close to the one I was thinking

    Pres Bill Clinton getting off of Air Force one with buddy their lab. Buddy gets down the steps and starts to lick himself. Bill tells his secret service agent...I wish I could do that! To which the secret service agent says, don't you think you should ask Buddy first:rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!

    John 3: 1-21
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 17,973 Senior Member
    Clinton is getting off AF One after a trip to Little Rock with a pig under each arm. He tells his SS guard "These are purebred Arkansas Razorbacks- - - -I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea!" The guard says "Good trade, Sir!"
    :jester:
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • hawk18hawk18 Senior Member Posts: 663 Senior Member
    Teach wrote: »
    Clinton is getting off AF One after a trip to Little Rock with a pig under each arm. He tells his SS guard "These are purebred Arkansas Razorbacks- - - -I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea!" The guard says "Good trade, Sir!"
    :jester:

    Stolen
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,644 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.

    And cat crap too!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,622 Senior Member
    Better way to show yer mutt some love :tooth: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V122Oc0m2Ic
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • bellcatbellcat Senior Member Posts: 1,206 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    "I kiss my dog on the lips" :confused: :confused:

    It's a little personal
    "Kindness is the language the deaf can hear and the blind can see." Mark Twain
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,067 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.

    One of our dogs thinks that deer poop is candy.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov

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