River rocks for defence

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  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 9,332 Senior Member
    Make Ernest T. Bass head of school security.
    Not too many problems you can't fix
    With a 1911 and a 30-06
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 5,998 Senior Member

    As I recall, a single smooth, round river rock worked perfectly once.  That was several thousand years ago, though, and the rock slinger had a bit of divine guidance on his side.

    I wonder if you could keep a sling shot in your hip pocket to go with those rocks.  With a little practice, it would be a lot better than simply throwing one.

    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,594 Senior Member
    probably have a concealed weapon issue in some states
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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 20,684 Senior Member
    edited March 26 #35
    Gene L said:
    Make Ernest T. Bass head of school security.
    I can see it now, " Arnest T! Arnest T! Wake up, we got a school shooting in progress!

    Barney you take care of that for me now.... ZZZZZZZZZ...

    Oh wait, I was thinking of Otis... LOL!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,074 Senior Member
    Kinda reminds me of the ole cliche 'You wouldn't know what to do with it if you had it in front of you, you gonna throw rocks at it........."

    Meaning anything from a naked woman to whatever..................
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 12,551 Senior Member
    "Defence?"

    Since when did NN become British?
    Overkill is underrated.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 5,998 Senior Member
    "Defence?"

    Since when did NN become British?

    Since when did you start channeling Sam?
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 12,551 Senior Member
    I'm not channeling Sam, just noticed NN's spelling.  It's a bit peculiar for him.  Especially when he uses the proper American spelling in the body of his OP. 
    Overkill is underrated.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 9,655 Senior Member
    edited March 27 #40
    When you get a little bit of age, your spelling goes with your legs and your eyesight. I came in second in a pretty big spelling bee, in the fifth grade - now I am screwed without spell check (or ask my 5th grade grand daughter).
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 20,684 Senior Member
    edited March 27 #41
    Spelling left me without telling me. One day I just realized I didn't have a clue! And I still had my legs and eyesight at that point, so we may have had it all wrong on what was the first thing to go with age...
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 5,998 Senior Member
    I'm not channeling Sam, just noticed NN's spelling.  It's a bit peculiar for him.  Especially when he uses the proper American spelling in the body of his OP. 

    It's not just that, Bream.  I've noticed you've been doing it a lot lately.  Mostly wondering why.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,062 Senior Member
    edited March 27 #43
    We need Armadillo, Rodeo Clown, Bulldoggers.

    If guns aren't being allowed in schools then we need armored personnel who aren't afraid to mix it up.

    School staff that would kit-up and charge into the fray then deliberately become the target of the active shooter.


    http://military.wikia.com/wiki/Dragon_Skin

    If possible, he would then Bulldog the shooter and go hand-to-hand or use a knife. Obviously, this job wouldn't be for the old and enfeebled.

    If they can't shoot back at least give the staff a chance to fight back!



    "Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of the facts and evidence" — John Adams
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 12,551 Senior Member
    It's not just that, Bream.  I've noticed you've been doing it a lot lately.  Mostly wondering why.
    Hmm.  I hadn't noticed that. I'm not disputing what you said, just hadn't noticed my doing it.

    NN's use of a British spelling just kinda tickled me. Also surprised Shush hadn't picked up on it.
    Overkill is underrated.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 20,684 Senior Member
    "Defence?"

    Since when did NN become British?
    Since Pigs started flying.....
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,652 Senior Member
    It's not just that, Bream.  I've noticed you've been doing it a lot lately.  Mostly wondering why.
    Hmm.  I hadn't noticed that. I'm not disputing what you said, just hadn't noticed my doing it.

    NN's use of a British spelling just kinda tickled me. Also surprised Shush hadn't picked up on it.
     Right is right. Wrong is wrong. 
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 12,551 Senior Member
    cpj said:
     Right is right. Wrong is wrong. 
    Unless we're talking about ear piercings. Then it's left is right and right is wrong...
    Overkill is underrated.
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 36,652 Senior Member
    cpj said:
     Right is right. Wrong is wrong. 
    Unless we're talking about ear piercings. Then it's left is right and right is wrong...
    I'd like to know how that rule was started. Off to google. 
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,594 Senior Member
    edited March 27 #49
    School system in the next county isn't gonna use rocks--------they are putting in psychological problems. guidance 
    counsellors in the elementary schools to keep the kids safe.
    My new Signature
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 12,551 Senior Member
    NN said:
    School system in the next county isn't gonna use rocks--------they are putting in psychological problems. guidance 
    counsellors in the elementary schools to keep the kids safe.
    ...and this is the reason I'm willing to make a statement about NN's use of spelling.  He doesn't get hurt over such things, but instead will usually take it in stride and do something smart-alecky.....
    Overkill is underrated.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 20,684 Senior Member
    edited March 28 #51
    Ned has skin as thick as an elephant and his own brand of almost silent sarcasm.You don't even realize he's hit you with it until it's dripping down your chin.

    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,074 Senior Member
    Ned ain't wrong, he is just Ned.

    https://www.grammarly.com/blog/defence-defense/

    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,074 Senior Member
    edited March 28 #53
    He used to fly around in areoplanes.

    Flying Jet animated emoticon



    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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