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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    Nail polish now dry, gotta go put my eyeballs in and then I'm off for tonite's performance. Gotta help set up, etc etc - will do my makeup at the venue.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,648 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Remember the red LPs Ned?
    No
    were they Russian music?
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,648 Senior Member
    Neighborhood lost PWR for the third time in a week last night.

    Power Co. guy told me where the wood was from the branch that caused the problem and I went
    and got it
    some 4-5ft, 4-5 inch diameter pieces and an 8 ft branch section that will need splitting.

    Some midget in a dress shirt and tie offered to help load the log----I said he was dressed too well to load logs.
    Dang thing went in the deep ditch and I had to walk on the brush from the limb to stay out of the water.

    Got it in the truck and was give out.
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Some midget in a dress...

    :yikes:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    No
    were they Russian music?

    Naw, songs like this and many others were recorded on them. All kinds of music was put on them, some for promotional albums. Even some more modern LPs were too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4jeaaVGCA
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  • NCFUBARNCFUBAR Senior Member Posts: 4,179 Senior Member
    Okay who started the shirt company from this forum ... I know it’s gotta be someone here? :jester:


    http://www.designminegraphics.com/warning-hurt-feelings-shirt/
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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 21,548 Senior Member
    NCFUBAR wrote: »
    Okay who started the shirt company from this forum ... I know it’s gotta be someone here? :jester:


    http://www.designminegraphics.com/warning-hurt-feelings-shirt/

    They just come here to get ideas for new shirts. Lurkers.................. :tooth:
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  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,049 Senior Member
    Oldest is 15. Works part time at local store for 4.25 months. Just got upped to assistant manager...completely skipped the customer service counter.

    A few employees are a bit disgruntled...they've been there a lot longer and are older...but are glad for him.
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,648 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Naw, songs like this and many others were recorded on them. All kinds of music was put on them, some for promotional albums. Even some more modern LPs were too.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr4jeaaVGCA

    Now it was pretty much the big band stuff.
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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 9,371 Senior Member
    roadking wrote: »
    Oldest is 15. Works part time at local store for 4.25 months. Just got upped to assistant manager...completely skipped the customer service counter.

    A few employees are a bit disgruntled...they've been there a lot longer and are older...but are glad for him.


    Good for him. he gets to learn about hiring and firing at a young age.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    Keep smelling something in the house that smells like well......laundry.......being done. First I thought the new washer was maybe leaking.............nope..........then maybe a burst drain pipe...............nope. I wuz perplexed.........where is that smell coming from.........outside maybe..........nope.............

    Finally I knew there had to be an explanation, I just hadn't found it yet...............then it dawned on me..........a plug-in air freshener was the culprit..............I had bought refills for an Air Wick plug-in and replaced the fragrance with something I'd never used before called Snuggles Fresh Linen :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,648 Senior Member
    Hey Snuggles
    I hope you don't turn into another Klinger.
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  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,049 Senior Member
    I thought this was going to have to do with Tide Pods.

    :jester:
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Hey Snuggles
    I hope you don't turn into another Klinger.

    You're next! We will conquer - one man at a time! :tooth::jester:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Hey Snuggles
    I hope you don't turn into another Klinger.

    Naw, but I don't care fer that fragrance from those, I prefer Hawaiian Flowers or Spring Meadow. :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    Last nite's performance went really well, and despite an attempt by the organizer to have a tip jar, I got tipped at the hip! :up:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 13,766 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    I got tipped at the hip! :up:
    Sounds kind of personal to me.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    Sounds kind of personal to me.

    That's about as personal as most dancers will allow - nothing in the middle, sometimes under bra straps for the gals. A money shower is always appreciated!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Last nite's performance went really well, and despite an attempt by the organizer to have a tip jar, I got tipped at the hip! :up:

    Zorba and the belly dancin Chippindales.............:yikes: :yikes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Zorba and the belly dancin Chippindales.............:yikes: :yikes: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

    *ahem* - Chippindales are a completely different dance form! :roll2:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    *ahem* - Chippindales are a completely different dance form! :roll2:

    Well, wimmens get their panties all steamed up over the Chippindales and I guess if they are putting money down yer skirt fer you too...................I hope it wuz wimmens tipping you..........:roll2: :roll2:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    ...I hope it wuz wimmens tipping you..........:roll2: :roll2:

    Yep, it was! Once in a while a VERY brave guy will tip me, but in my entire dance career, that's probably only happened 4 or 5 times - and then they usually just hand it to me!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 15,381 Senior Member
    3rd and final revision of the target stand is complete, and its now broken down and in its carrying bag - ready to load up for da shoot!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,158 Senior Member
    My nearby cousin with the backyard rifle range got a dueling tree for Christmas. There will be loud fun!
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

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  • Old RonOld Ron Senior Member Posts: 1,127 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    3rd and final revision of the target stand is complete, and its now broken down and in its carrying bag - ready to load up for da shoot!

    Mine is still big hunks of steel sitting in the corner.
    Will start on it as soon as all the toy tractor parts are in primer.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    Snuggles must die............I bought a twin pak..........maybe the unused little bottle would make a good swinging target at the next SE Shoot........might freshen up the pasture a bit........Next visit to Walmart I'm gonna buy a different "Flavor" house perfume.

    Just like them stupid lids on them plastic food containers those air fresheners are proprietary, some almost fit, but no cigar :angry:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,648 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Snuggles must die............I bought a twin pak..........maybe the unused little bottle would make a good swinging target at the next SE Shoot........might freshen up the pasture a bit........Next visit to Walmart I'm gonna buy a different "Flavor" house perfume.

    Just like them stupid lids on them plastic food containers those air fresheners are proprietary, some almost fit, but no cigar :angry:

    Or a certain person could use it as perfume, hey.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    NN wrote: »
    Or a certain person could use it as perfume, hey.

    Ah yes................a sweaty male belly dancer with a touch of fresh linen smell .............should perk up anyone's nostrils.....and put the senses into hitherto unknown territory.................Zorba The Greek Aromatic Sensation can have his debut at the next SE Shoot :tooth: :roll2: :roll2:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 8,976 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Ah yes................a sweaty male belly dancer with a touch of fresh linen smell .............should perk up anyone's nostrils.....and put the senses into hitherto unknown territory.................Zorba The Greek Aromatic Sensation can have his debut at the next SE Shoot :tooth: :roll2: :roll2:

    You sure put a lot of thought into that mental image.

    Not sayin'... just sayin'

    :D
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 30,180 Senior Member
    bullsi1911 wrote: »
    You sure put a lot of thought into that mental image.

    Not sayin'... just sayin'

    :D

    Hey, since they don't make Scratch n Sniff laptop screens............thought I'd write the best description I could of what it may be like so y'all can close yer eyes and let your imaginations run wild ................... you're welcome :tooth: :conehead: :conehead:
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