What does a thesaurus eat for breakfast?

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 6,077 Senior Member

A synonym roll.

Stolen shamelessly from facebook


Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.


  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,000 Senior Member

    Firing Squad at dawn!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    Carry a 25 if it makes you feel good, but do not ever load it. If you load it, you may shoot it. If you shoot it, you may hit somebody, and if you hit somebody – and he finds out about it – he may be very angry with you. --Jeff Cooper
  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 25,720 Senior Member
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,169 Senior Member
    Good one.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 22,935 Senior Member
    Help us
    I have a need for speed
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,292 Senior Member
    Non Sibi Sed Patriage (Not for self, but country)

  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 6,077 Senior Member
    That's a Thesaurus Rex.  Get it right.

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • hawk18hawk18 Senior Member Posts: 678 Senior Member
    Why don't robots have brothers?

    because they all have transistors. 


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