Something to make you smile during these troubling times
Carl decided to finally tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the
honeymoon was over, he was assembling some guns and ammo for an upcoming hunt.
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him and, after a long period of silence,
she finally spoke. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time
you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing and you should probably sell all your guns and your boat, too."
Carl gets this horrified look on his face.
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
> He says, "For a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
Carl says, "I wasn't!"