A funny

[Diver43]

Something to make you smile during these troubling times

Carl decided to finally tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the
honeymoon was over, he was assembling some guns and ammo for an upcoming hunt.
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His wife was standing there at the bench watching him and, after a long period of silence,
she finally spoke. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time
you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing and you should probably sell all your guns and your boat, too."
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Carl gets this horrified look on his face.
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She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
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> He says, "For a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife.”
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"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
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Carl says, "I wasn't!"

[tennmike]

I had a gal friend a long time ago that, when things started getting serious about that marriage thing, suggested I do the same, and in no uncertain terms. I told her to be careful and not let the door bang her in the butt on the way out, and not come back. She had a hissy fit, and I just laughed. She left and I haven't seen her since. Bless her heart...........

[LMLarsen]

Buddy of mine told me he knew the relationship was over when she asked "Does this dress make my butt look fat?"

He answered "No, it's your fat butt that makes your butt look fat!"

And that's when the fight began...

[bruchi]

Something to make you smile during these troubling times

Carl decided to finally tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the
honeymoon was over, he was assembling some guns and ammo for an upcoming hunt.
>
His wife was standing there at the bench watching him and, after a long period of silence,
she finally spoke. "Honey, I've been thinking. Now that we are married, I think it's time
you quit hunting, shooting, hand-loading and fishing and you should probably sell all your guns and your boat, too."
>
Carl gets this horrified look on his face.
>
She says, "Darling, what's wrong?"
>
> He says, "For a minute there you sounded like my ex-wife.”
>
"Ex-wife!" she screams, "I didn't know you were married before!"
>
Carl says, "I wasn't!"

This is a man that understands the true meaning of the world, "prioritize"