THREE NORWEGIANS VACATION IN MEXICO
Ole, Sven, and Lars decide they are going to Mexico for a vacation. They
get falling down drunk and wake up in jail and find out they all have
been sentenced to die in the electric chair.
Sven is the first to be strapped in the electric chair and the guards ask
if he has any last words. Sven says, "I yust graduated from St. John's
College in Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I am a good
Christian man ... but if it is God's will for me to die, so be it."
The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards get on their
knees and say, "You are surely a Godly man and we are going to let you
go."
Lars is next to be strapped into the electric chair and the guards ask if
he has any last words. Lars says, "I yust graduated from Concordia
college in Moorhead, Minnisota, with a degree in divinity studies, and I
am a God fearing man. If it is my time to die, it is God's will."
The guards throw the switch and nothing happens. The guards say, "You
also are a Godly man and we are going to let you go."
Ole is the last to be strapped into the electric chair. The guards ask
him if he has any last words. Ole says, "Vel, I gust graduated from
South Dakota Tech in electrical engineering ... and I'll tell ya right
now, if you don't plug dat ting in, it ain't gonna work."
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