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  1. 02-11-2013, 05:37 PM #1
    JerryBobCo
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    Dear Diary...

    Day 1: I am so excited. Today marks the first day of my long awaited ocean cruise. The sea breeze, the fresh air, the sunshine, all the wonderful people I have met have just made for a lovely day. And the best part is that the captain asked me to dine at his table tonight. My head is spinning.

    Day 2: Another wonderful day. The captain invited me to dine alone with him at his table tonight.

    Day 3: The captain invited me to dine with him in his private quarters tonight.

    Day 4: The captain asked me to sleep with him. I declined.

    Day 5: The captain told me that if I did not sleep with him, he would cause the ship to capsize and everyone aboard would be lost. I am happy to report that I saved the lives of 1500 people tonight.

    Twice.
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    Re: Dear Diary...

    ...So that explains the Costa Concordia disaster.
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  3. 02-11-2013, 05:57 PM #3
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    Re: Dear Diary...

    Actually, that's not too far off the mark. I believe there were allegations of some hanky-panky between the captain of that ship and some sort of party girl just before, or maybe during the accident!
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