Day 1: I am so excited. Today marks the first day of my long awaited ocean cruise. The sea breeze, the fresh air, the sunshine, all the wonderful people I have met have just made for a lovely day. And the best part is that the captain asked me to dine at his table tonight. My head is spinning.
Day 2: Another wonderful day. The captain invited me to dine alone with him at his table tonight.
Day 3: The captain invited me to dine with him in his private quarters tonight.
Day 4: The captain asked me to sleep with him. I declined.
Day 5: The captain told me that if I did not sleep with him, he would cause the ship to capsize and everyone aboard would be lost. I am happy to report that I saved the lives of 1500 people tonight.