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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    Yea, they are. They've just about killed off wife's strep throat in a single day!
    Did that really just blast right past you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fisheadgib View Post
    Did that really just blast right past you?
    I guess it did, I'll take "Gimme a friggin' CLUE" Alex, for $200...
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    I guess it did, I'll take "Gimme a friggin' CLUE" Alex, for $200...
    Ok, in context of Ned's post...
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    And, the man door on the side of the garage is now just standing there, ready to come out with a slight kick tomorrow. Of course, there's some wood rot that I'm going to have to fix - at the TOP of the door, not the bottom as you'd expect. Took some REAL talent to design a leak like that...
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    I'm still sort of puzzled by Ned's "VD" post. I think that's something I would keep to myself.
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I'm still sort of puzzled by Ned's "VD" post. I think that's something I would keep to myself.
    For the clueless. VD=Valentine's Day
    You're welcome!
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    For the clueless. VD=Valentine's Day
    You're welcome!
    I think that Ned must be the "clueless" club.
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I think that Ned must be the "clueless" club.
    True, I guess. If an Acronym has more than one meaning, and one of the meanings is a little 'racy', then it's probably best to just spell out the acronym to avoid confusion, embarrassment, or with a group like this, HILARITY!
    Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.Mark Twain - Notebook, 1898
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Well crap. I'm completely out of black lace, and I need to make another Muscle-Bustle Pillow (tm). I thought I'd just bought a ton of black lace, but it was actually black ribbon (that I also needed for making the pillows). I've got some red, some blue ruffle stuff, and white lace coming outta my posterior, but no black. I'll go order some from Amazon or eBay or somewhere as there are ZERO fabric stores around here since Hancock's closed a few months ago!
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    Well crap. I'm completely out of black lace, and I need to make another Muscle-Bustle Pillow (tm). I thought I'd just bought a ton of black lace, but it was actually black ribbon (that I also needed for making the pillows). I've got some red, some blue ruffle stuff, and white lace coming outta my posterior, but no black. I'll go order some from Amazon or eBay or somewhere as there are ZERO fabric stores around here since Hancock's closed a few months ago!
    You know, I don't understand half of what you post. I'm kind of glad about it, too.
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    You know, I don't understand half of what you post. I'm kind of glad about it, too.
    I don't even read most of it.
    I turned in the key to the can of worms
    They just issued me a new key

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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    You know, I don't understand half of what you post. I'm kind of glad about it, too.
    Bustle pillows are for bustled skirts to give extra "oomph" to the bustle. Really big in the Lolita Fashion and Goth communities. I got into the business of making bustle pillows by complete accident, but they sell pretty well, and take about 45 minutes to make. I have a picture around here somewhere...



    It just ties on at the waist with the pillow over one's derriere. (P.38 not included with purchase! )
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by NN View Post
    I don't even read most of it.
    Now I know why you STILL can't tell a dress from a skirt! Inattentive pupils don't learn much!
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    For the clueless. VD=Valentine's Day
    You're welcome!
    He had me cornfused there for a minute.
    We as a country have a blown engine, a transmission that slips in every forward gear, and a rear diff with a loud whine. And our politicians keep trying to spray armorall on the tires and proudly step back as if they are helping fix the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by terminator012 View Post
    He had me cornfused there for a minute.
    If it wasn't Valentine's Day today, I'd have had to look at that post a lot harder myself!
    Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.Mark Twain - Notebook, 1898
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    What do real men do on Valentines.....................watch figure skating.
    We as a country have a blown engine, a transmission that slips in every forward gear, and a rear diff with a loud whine. And our politicians keep trying to spray armorall on the tires and proudly step back as if they are helping fix the car.

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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by terminator012 View Post
    What do real men do on Valentines.....................watch figure skating.
    The ones that have a chance of getting some do.
    I've been working in the garage.
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    I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    The ones that have a chance of getting some do.
    I've been working in the garage.


    Naw, she will be to sleepy by the time it goes off
    We as a country have a blown engine, a transmission that slips in every forward gear, and a rear diff with a loud whine. And our politicians keep trying to spray armorall on the tires and proudly step back as if they are helping fix the car.

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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Took the wife to dinner at local Mexican restaurant and bought her a stuffed animal and heart necklace.

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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    If those offended snowflake anus chapeaus had ever read the Brothers Grimm Fairy Tales they'd all swoon with the vapors! What they need most is a strong backhand slap across the face, with a steel gauntlet to reset their brains back to reality mode.

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    The man door in the garage is out, and the rotten wood at the top of the opening has been replaced. Now to frame it in - including for an exhaust fan - get the outer plywood on, then pour the footing. Once that's done and set up, then it's a simple matter of installing the base plate, and the middle stud.

    Then I have a similar job in the family room - hopefully minus the wood rot.

    Once those two are done, I can call the mason who is going to stucco both openings, as well as install the half round window in the living room where the Aughkstra will reside...
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by roadking View Post
    Like this?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjE2sxCQ_rU

    For those that don't click blind links, it's from Robin Hood, Men In Tights...
    Exactly, only a LOT harder. Those 'Stupid Reset Switches' are a bit sticky in some of them and need a good hard whack to break loose!
    Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.Mark Twain - Notebook, 1898
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    Got my valentines present for the wife today. $1 card at the dollar store.
    I'm shocked you don't get any sex. SHOCKED I say...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    I'm shocked you don't get any sex. SHOCKED I say...
    Maybe he had a hot date with Rosie and her 5 daughters.
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    Re: The last person to post in this thread wins a brick of .22 ammo

    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    I'm shocked you don't get any sex. SHOCKED I say...
    VD gifts or the lack thereof are but .0000000000000001% of the issue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    Maybe he had a hot date with Rosie and her 5 daughters.
    Sounds like he's been seeing a lot of Rosie lately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    VD gifts or the lack thereof are but .0000000000000001% of the issue.
    Hey how do you climb Mt Everest? One step at a time...
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton

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    VD is the gift that keeps on giving.
    Quote Originally Posted by Shane View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    Hey how do you climb Mt Everest? One step at a time...
    Meh. Who wants to climb Mt Everest?
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post

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    I believe someone from mozambique once opined, "If it flies, floats or fornicates, it's cheaper to rent it"
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