It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
This. There's a surprising number of people here that are getting sucked into the last part. I think it's all harmless fun and I'm a little shocked at the number of people that think the guy expects them to believe his stories. We've had several members that actually did post lots of BS and many members here would line up to offer helpful comments. When someone writes a little comedy, people line up to call them out.
In particular, he came here to start trouble. He is here to disrupt discussions and make a big elaborate joke.Trolling and flaming. If you come to our forums to start fights, insult people, gore sacred cows and in general, start trouble, expect to be banned. We enjoy lively and spirited discussion but Trolls are the lowest form of online life and will be dealt with in short order.
But- heck, I find it funny so far. He is pretty inventive and creative in the writing. Plus, some of the responses are hilarious as well. He will be gone soon when it stops being funny and he takes it to the next level.
To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.