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    A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Physicians found a bunch of toy horses shoved up his backside.



    They describe his condition as 'stable'.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Go Cowboys go

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Bet he had to Pony Up for that ER treatment.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Until they confirm his insurance coverage, the treatment may be stalled.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    The insurance company should trot him out there as an example of what not to do.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    He sighed with relief when the wooden horses were finally removed, they Neighed.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Whinny wakes up, he's really gonna feel like a horse's ass.

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Quote Originally Posted by bisley View Post
    Whinny wakes up, he's really gonna feel like a horse's ass.
    You win.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    I heard he won't be in the hospital furlong.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Wait till he gets saddled with the bill.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    The surgeon removing them said to the nurse, them ain't Horse Apples.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    The ER told the guy before they released him he needs to REIN in his behavior.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    The docs told the guy to Chomp (or Champ) at the BIT as they pulled them out....................
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Must be a real horses' ass.
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    He was so constipated, it was like his colon was glued shut

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Guess he was was Hot to Trot......................
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Did he admit who he was horsing around with?

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    I herd about this thread and tried to shy away, but I feel I am being roped in. Its normally not my style to stirrup trouble but I canter let this slide wither or not I should. Conformation of the deed should be loined, like where were his nickers, before we stifle the real tack we should be looking at before bolting off in any direction.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Funny thing. This guy is our city administrator. He was planning on running for Governor...




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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Quote Originally Posted by coolgunguy View Post
    Funny thing. This guy is our city administrator. He was planning on running for Governor...




    Now, he'll just have to settle for mare.
    Think you're come from behind and win this contest by a nose?
    Pfffft.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    Think you're come from behind and win this contest by a nose?
    Pfffft.
    Neigh. You canter 'cuse me of that...stop being foalish.
    Last edited by coolgunguy; 03-22-2017 at 03:02 AM.
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    Dropped my phone.. hahahaha


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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    Quote Originally Posted by coolgunguy View Post
    Neigh. You canter 'cuse me of that...stop being foalish.
    You win, I guess. Now, go do a Katherine the Great impersonation.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

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    You win, I guess. Now, go do a Katherine the Great impersonation.

    Have an arranged marriage to a Russian ruler?
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

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    Have an arranged marriage to a Russian ruler?
    Please tell me you're kidding.
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

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    Please tell me you're kidding.

    Wear a tall powdered wig?
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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

    IIRC about 10 years ago a very famous Hollywood actor was taken to a local hospital for emergency Gerbil removal from
    the same region

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    Re: A guy across the street was just rushed to the hospital.

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    IIRC about 10 years ago a very famous Hollywood actor was taken to a local hospital for emergency Gerbil removal from
    the same region
    New meaning to the ole saying.............I don't give a rats ass............think that actor got a mite confused on its meaning
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    Quote Originally Posted by 104RFAST View Post
    IIRC about 10 years ago a very famous Hollywood actor was taken to a local hospital for emergency Gerbil removal from
    the same region
    Richard Gere. It's an urban legend.

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