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    Quote Originally Posted by bellcat View Post
    Sig Sauer makes a nice V'tines gift.
    Sure would beat lingerie or flowers lol. Anything with the word Sig in its name would be fun to unwrap lol. I am going to get so beaten up over that innocent statement
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Lol, you guys are funny. You can do anything to a man and he will never cry. Something happens to your little girl like she gets married, and y'all cry. You guys just don't like to admit we have you wrapped around our Tiny little fingers. There is honestly nothing sweeter than the love that daddy's have for their little girls.Even if we are a pain in the butt. Although I think my dad is over me now........
    You almost got it right.

    It all depends on why she got married.
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    You almost got it right.

    It all depends on why she got married.
    For love, not because the baby daddy wants to stick around lol.
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by BAMAAK View Post
    You know not long after Valentine's day is the male equivalent holiday right? It's call steak and a BJ day. Google it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by knitepoet View Post


    A bunch of pervies lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Ok, I'm just gonna throw this out there and if anyone remembers me on Valentines Day I won't refuse.

    Scientists found a new coco bean and created ruby chocolate....... yes boys, pink glorious chocolate! I am beside myself with anticipation of a new chocolate!
    I wonder if it will hold up to being made into a chocolate truffle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    Ya'think?!?! Daughters = Fathers everlasting source of ulcers...
    and alcoholism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellcat View Post
    Sig Sauer makes a nice V'tines gift.
    So does Ronnie Barrett!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    and alcoholism.
    I'm going to go out on a limb, Axe, and guess that a your daughter was a handful when she was in her teens. No doubt you deserve a medal of some sort.

    It's not something restricted to teenage girls, either. I have somehow managed to raise two boys. That's probably why I'm bald.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb, Axe, and guess that a your daughter was a handful when she was in her teens. No doubt you deserve a medal of some sort.

    It's not something restricted to teenage girls, either. I have somehow managed to raise two boys. That's probably why I'm bald.
    Take all the dumb stuff I did, and add half the dumb stuff my friends did in our teenage years....and I'd trade it in a heartbeat for all the girl drama my daughters subjext me to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    Take all the dumb stuff I did, and add half the dumb stuff my friends did in our teenage years....and I'd trade it in a heartbeat for all the girl drama my daughters subjext me to.
    I thought your daughters were still pre-teen?
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I thought your daughters were still pre-teen?
    It starts early now. I'm a middle school teacher. We see quite often.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I thought your daughters were still pre-teen?
    No. Will soon be 16 and 13.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post

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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by NN View Post
    Hello, it is Sept.
    Yeah, I was kinda thunkin the same thang.....





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    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb, Axe, and guess that a your daughter was a handful when she was in her teens. No doubt you deserve a medal of some sort.

    It's not something restricted to teenage girls, either. I have somehow managed to raise two boys. That's probably why I'm bald.
    NO Jerry, you're bald due to a superior Genetic make up, same as me.....

    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.

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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by snake284 View Post
    Yeah, I was kinda thunkin the same thang.....





    Hopeless boys! It's never too early to be romantic or to get ideas for Valentine's Day. We actually enjoy romance year round, no need to wait. Besides, my fault that I didn't supply the article. The chocolate will be out early in 2018, just in time to make your ladies happy :)
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb, Axe, and guess that a your daughter was a handful when she was in her teens. No doubt you deserve a medal of some sort.

    It's not something restricted to teenage girls, either. I have somehow managed to raise two boys. That's probably why I'm bald.
    You sir give me too much credit. I am still a handful now, but I am slowly getting a grasp of this adulthood thing. The way I look at it, I never got arrested or never was disrespectful to adults, but I liked to party a little. I in short am and always was a perfect angel! Lol
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Hopeless boys! It's never too early to be romantic or to get ideas for Valentine's Day. We actually enjoy romance year round, no need to wait. Besides, my fault that I didn't supply the article. The chocolate will be out early in 2018, just in time to make your ladies happy :)
    I'll try to remember - I'd be the hero of the Belly Dance troupe if I brought some of that in!
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Every day is steak and BJ day. He gets 364 days, I ask for one.
    HAHAHAHA. Marriage renders this day null and void.

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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by JerryBobCo View Post
    I'm going to go out on a limb, Axe, and guess that a your daughter was a handful when she was in her teens. No doubt you deserve a medal of some sort.

    It's not something restricted to teenage girls, either. I have somehow managed to raise two boys. That's probably why I'm bald.
    She was a good kid Jerry, not to many problems with her. I have had to pick her up from police departments because of who she associated herself with, dealt with god aweful temper tantrums and beat boys down at the door, but like she said, she was never arrested or disrespectful to anyone. I would take ten of her if I had to do it again.

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    That shade of pink can't be described on a family forum!
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    That shade of pink can't be described on a family forum!
    It's vink.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    It's vink.
    Yea, pretty much. I was thinking "link", but whatever...
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    That shade of pink can't be described on a family forum!

    You did not just go there lol.
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    OMG I am going to be so fat when that is delivered to me lol
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Hopeless boys! It's never too early to be romantic or to get ideas for Valentine's Day. We actually enjoy romance year round, no need to wait. Besides, my fault that I didn't supply the article. The chocolate will be out early in 2018, just in time to make your ladies happy :)
    At least you came right out and put in an order for that stuff in your original post. That means you're smart enough to know that dropping hints around a guy are wasted effort!

    The problem with early hints, and REALLY EARLY hints is that guys don't remember it. Drop the hint closer to the time it's appropriate. And make sure the hint is at least equivalent to a 30 Kton warhead. Like I said, hints are pretty useless.
    Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.Mark Twain - Notebook, 1898
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    At least you came right out and put in an order for that stuff in your original post. That means you're smart enough to know that dropping hints around a guy are wasted effort!

    The problem with early hints, and REALLY EARLY hints is that guys don't remember it. Drop the hint closer to the time it's appropriate. And make sure the hint is at least equivalent to a 30 Kton warhead. Like I said, hints are pretty useless.
    My problem is Mike, I am a spoiled brat. My dad has had to deal with me for 20 years and Jason for 7 years and they are well versed at preventing brat attacks. If I see something I want, I am going to have it. And if that means 7 months of dropping hints..... well, I'm going to drop hints. May not be very subtle either lol. I am used to the short attention span, and I am not afraid to withhold certain things that are the equivalent of a 30 kiloton war head if you catch my drift. Guys are easy, he gets sex, food and love. All I want is ruby chocolate :)
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    Re: Valentines suggestions fella's

    I normally 'say it' with flowers, orchids actually.......................Cos thats what I grow.

    Great thing about orchid stems is that if you hold them right with the stem foremost and the flower 'head' behind your throwing arm, they fly true like darts...............and if you pick ones with strong stems, you can swing them like a club to get your point across better if the recipient annoys you.
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    I normally 'say it' with flowers, orchids actually.......................Cos thats what I grow.

    Great thing about orchid stems is that if you hold them right with the stem foremost and the flower 'head' behind your throwing arm, they fly true like darts...............and if you pick ones with strong stems, you can swing them like a club to get your point across better if the recipient annoys you.

    Well, then he best not give me Orchids ever lol. After this week he is lucky he didn't have a VW Tiguan thrown at him lol
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