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    TWO Florida men...

    "Hey Bob. Think anyone will notice this? "
    Naw man, we're cool!"

    http://www.wftv.com/news/local/two-m...ille/608678097
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    I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men.

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    I have hauled some crazy stuff with things that are not remotely supposed to haul things like that (a trailer with my Aveo, a dually wheelbarrow and 16' sticks of trim in a Grand Am, load of 2x4's in a Geo Metro, 24' lumber with an S-10) but these guys have me beat. While I can't stand thieves, I have to give them a bit of admiration for their resourcefulness.

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    Idiots in action
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    Rubbing people's noses in stuff is rarely the way to get what you want.

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    Its all in Ayn Rand!

    But - its always Florida, Texas, or California!
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    government can't be allowed the 'moral' justification of religion."

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    They got the pole and were just cruising around looking for a dancer.........
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    They got the pole and were just cruising around looking for a dancer.........

    The nicest place to be is in someone's thoughts,
    the safest place to be is in someone's prayers,
    and the very best place to be is....in the hands of God.

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    I Imagine making a turn with that thing sticking out both ends was interesting.
    "Tyranny is wonderfully ingenious in the art of inventing specious phrases to spread over its nefarious designs." From the book Tyranny Unmasked by John Taylor of Caloline County, VA. 1821

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    A friend showed me a picture on his phone of some girl at a gas station filling two five gallon buckets (without lids) with gas. She was in a car by the way.
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    Re: TWO Florida men...

    Judge: How do you plead

    Defendants: Not guilty your honor!

    Prosecutor: Enters the photo's of the two knuckleheads with the pole attached to the roof of their soccer mom mini van

    Judge: Eye brows go up

    Defendants: Your honor we were framed, we had no idea it was on our roof, someone must have put it there when we were driving

    Prosecutor: No closing arguments needed your honor

    Judge: Guilty on all five counts

    Defendants: Your honor we were only charged with felony grand theft, what are the other four counts

    Judge: Felony grand theft - 20 years
    Endangering the public - 1 year
    Lying under oath - 1 year
    Thinking I was going to believe this cr@p - 1 year
    Being total idiots - LIFE! need to make sure we take you out of the gene pool!

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    They were just clearing debris and trying to help the community...

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    I used to think people who do things like this were a special kind of stupid. Unfortunately, this is more like ordinary stupid these days.
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

    Will Rogers

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    That is just AWESOME!!!!!
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    They got the pole and were just cruising around looking for a dancer.........


    That's funnier than a Geico Commercial!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueTone911 View Post
    I used to think people who do things like this were a special kind of stupid. Unfortunately, this is more like ordinary stupid these days.
    It is ordinary by today's standards, but in the scheme of things over all time, it IS a special kind of stupid.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueTone911 View Post
    I used to think people who do things like this were a special kind of stupid. Unfortunately, this is more like ordinary stupid these days.
    People are taking the question, "Just how stupid can you be?" as a challenge.
    "Tyranny is wonderfully ingenious in the art of inventing specious phrases to spread over its nefarious designs." From the book Tyranny Unmasked by John Taylor of Caloline County, VA. 1821

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    I think if they would have had a blaze orange flag on the back of the pole, nobody would have noticed. That whitish t-shirt just don't hack it!! They should have just covered their hairy shoulders with it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    People are taking the question, "Just how stupid can you be?" as a challenge.
    And someone says...ah hell, I can top that!
    Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.

    Will Rogers

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    I wonder if the guy they must've asked to hold their beer drank it yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by horselips View Post
    I wonder if the guy they must've asked to hold their beer drank it yet?
    THAT fool is waiting someplace with a stolen chop saw scratchin' his noggin and thinkin', "Where them boys at with that pole? I got things to do tonight!"
    "Tyranny is wonderfully ingenious in the art of inventing specious phrases to spread over its nefarious designs." From the book Tyranny Unmasked by John Taylor of Caloline County, VA. 1821

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    Re: TWO Florida men...

    Jousters gotta joust.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11

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    Quote Originally Posted by TrueTone911 View Post
    And someone says...ah hell, I can top that!
    ... and down here in Florida, somebody will say "hold my beer".

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