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    T-shirt humor

    Seen while boarding a plane a couple of days ago.

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    I just gave that same t shirt to my good friend in Wisconsin. E bay is your friend, sometimes!!

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    Those of you that have lived in Wisconsin could relate to a t-shirt that my brother just sent me, it says "Drink local, but puke in Illinois."
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    Re: T-shirt humor

    There's was a bar in Cornucopia, Wi., which is as far north as you can get in Wisconsin, that was called Fish Lipps! So I figured a bar on the Wis/Ill state line should be called Fish Azz!!


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    I saw a shirt that read "Drink Wisconsinably"


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    Re: T-shirt humor

    I used to have a sweatshirt from this place................

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    Sponsored by Bud light! Figures!

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    A T-shirt I bought, at Wally World.


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    Quote Originally Posted by jbp-ohio View Post
    I used to have a sweatshirt from this place................

    I identify with this place more...

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    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    I identify with this place more...

    http://www.bigdickshalfwayinn.com
    OMG! Why is it only half way inn? Lol I've been corrupted!
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    The most distasteful because of where I saw it. At the county fair, on the midway, a sweatshirt with the sleeves torn off."Fifty million battered women in the world,,,, and I've been eating mine plain ".

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    Find 'em hot, leave 'em wet. Along with a picture of a fire.

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    I bought this one recently
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    Re: T-shirt humor

    This one got my nephew in a LOT of trouble at a high school in Beaverton Oregon:



    Guess who gave it to him?

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    HA! Top this!! I want some Fu King Chinese. This is an actual restaurant in Lake City, Florida.

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    Here's one for Jerm.

    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    WHAT! No spackle??!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Al1 View Post
    WHAT! No spackle??!!
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teach View Post
    This one got my nephew in a LOT of trouble at a high school in Beaverton Oregon:



    Guess who gave it to him?

    Jerry
    Really? How tight were their panties twisted?
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    Re: T-shirt humor

    Spotted at this weekend's 'Sonic Boom' concert a few minutes North of here:

    I'm not gay. in large block print. Followed by:
    but $20 is $20 in smaller, finer print below.
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    Re: T-shirt humor

    I have one that I thought indicated my apathy toward all things racial....

    It's the "Jaw's" marquis, with the girl swimming on the top while the great white is heading up from below.

    The caption reads, "No lives matter", which I thought was pretty much in line with Nature.

    I wore it in public twice. I won't make that mistake again. I might even burn it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    How tight were their panties twisted?
    He was quite the pot-stirrer- - - - - -the one that probably got the most attention was the one he wore with the apocryphal Hitler quote about "We have achieved full gun registration- - - - - -etc." They tried to suspend him over that one until my brother and sis-in-law threatened a lawsuit on 1st. Amendment grounds, which got him an interview on the local evening news. By the time he wore the home-made shirt on "diversity" day that said "Marriage is for Adam and Eve- - - -not Adam and Steve" they just tried to ignore him!
    LOL!

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    Just seen on facebook.

    I wanted to dress up as a liberal for Halloween, but my head won't fit up my butt.
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    Beaver Creek, CO... Ski resort next to Vail.

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    Re: T-shirt humor

    I've got one stowed away somewhere that says:

    I'm NOT a RACIST
    I hate EVERYBODY
    with equal enthusiasm

    Got it at the Sweetwater, TN flea market. Not what you want to wear and be keeping a low profile.
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