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    More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Dang, those Fruitcakes need protection under the law too, ya know.

    I don't work in a carnival and am not good at guessing what some he/she/it has between their legs.
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Chief View Post
    Dang, those Fruitcakes need protection under the law too, ya know.

    I don't work in a carnival and am not good at guessing what some he/she/it has between their legs.
    I'm all for calling folks what they want to be called, but legislating this PC doublethink is a Stupendous Steaming Stack of Stinking Steer Stool as far as I'm concerned. Besides, what do you call someone with facial hair wearing a skirt?
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    Besides, what do you call someone with facial hair wearing a skirt?
    ZORBA or KLINGER
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Touche'!! Well played Sir, well played!
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    If it makes no sense, must be California!

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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    I propose rubber stamps with indelible ink. Stamp their preferred pronouns on their foreheads. Problem solved! What's your next problem that needs solving!
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Hey, I've seen trainees wearing Shoe Tags tied to their uniform for having a Physical Profile.. meaning no running or whatever..........all the Drill Sgt would have to is read it and Snuffy didn't need to say a word.........probably don't do that anymore so not to hurt their feelings.


    Maybe something like like would work for those confused creatures.
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    If it makes no sense, must be California!
    No kidding - they went completely Full Retard right after the election, and continue to do so even after my escape last April!
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    Re: More "you can't make this stuff up" from Commiefornia...

    Yes, you can be sent to jail for calling a shim a him, or a ze a he, but someone who deliberately infects someone with HIV in California can get community service, went from a felony to a misdemeanor. Also, Cali now no longer has high school final exams, graduate into welfare.

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