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    Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    No real explanation for it. But I knew it wasn't normal.

    So, I went to see my doctor.

    She ran a battery of tests. In the end, she diagnosed me with "Acute Privilege."

    She prescribed me an Anti-Oppresive. It makes me feel lousy. She said that's normal and it will improve my relationships with people I encounter on a daily basis.

    One side effect is the need to wear polarized sunglasses any time I'm going to look in the mirror. Evidently, the eyes become overly sensitive to whiteness.
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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    Quote Originally Posted by DanChamberlain View Post
    No real explanation for it. But I knew it wasn't normal.

    So, I went to see my doctor.

    She ran a battery of tests. In the end, she diagnosed me with "Acute Privilege."

    She prescribed me an Anti-Oppresive. It makes me feel lousy. She said that's normal and it will improve my relationships with people I encounter on a daily basis.

    One side effect is the need to wear polarized sunglasses any time I'm going to look in the mirror. Evidently, the eyes become overly sensitive to whiteness.
    Jerry

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    I hear that's been going around lately!

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    Quote Originally Posted by DanChamberlain View Post
    No real explanation for it. But I knew it wasn't normal.

    So, I went to see my doctor.

    She ran a battery of tests. In the end, she diagnosed me with "Acute Privilege."

    She prescribed me an Anti-Oppresive. It makes me feel lousy. She said that's normal and it will improve my relationships with people I encounter on a daily basis.

    One side effect is the need to wear polarized sunglasses any time I'm going to look in the mirror. Evidently, the eyes become overly sensitive to whiteness.


    Yeah I know just how you feel. After Trump beat Hitlery I really got on a trip. I got really concerned. My ego was up, my personality changed, My outlook on life went to the moon, and when I watched the main stream media I couldn't relate to what they were saying. So the doc sent me to a shrink who said I had a huge anti guilt complex. Can't be having that now can we? He prescribed watching TV shows like "The View, Cobert," or anything MCed by a Libtard, and above all, NO FOX NEWS! I feel better alreadyl Hey, I'm thinking seriously about applying for food stamps, and cancelling my NRA Life Membership!!! Not!!!
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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    Greatest thing I have read lately!
    "You miss 100% of the shots you do not take!"
    "As long as there's Lead in the air there's hope!
    " -- Ralph Adkinson(Daddy) The original Marlboro Man

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    This Forum needs a "Like" button for posts like this.

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    Imagine Hillary and her crime family in orange jump suits.

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    Re: Lately, I've Been Feeling Good...

    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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