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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    Hummmmm, you’ve been burned a few times, no?
    Omg, he is sooooooo embarrassing lol. I was always the one who got burnt!
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    Omg, he is sooooooo embarrassing lol. I was always the one who got burnt!
    It is part of their job description.............Its in the manual they get when they first find out they are going to be parents.

    Look under Chapter 3 ( ( Children) paragraph 2 ( How to embarass your kids)
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    It is part of their job description.............Its in the manual they get when they first find out they are going to be parents.

    Look under Chapter 3 ( ( Children) paragraph 2 ( How to embarass your kids)
    I think he wrote the book lol
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by SIGgal View Post
    I think he wrote the book lol
    My wife wants to know if you want an invite to next years all girls dance and smash your brains weekend while yours truly leaves the country? They may need some shooting guidance and east coast dance moves.
    Last edited by Jeff in TX; 12-09-2017 at 02:35 PM.

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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff in TX View Post
    My wife wants to know if you want an invite to next years all girls dance and smash your brains weekend while yours truly leaves the country? They may need some shooting guidance and east coast dance moves.
    Do you really want to come home to a house full of drunk women fist pumping to techno music?

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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Do you really want to come home to a house full of drunk women fist pumping to techno music?
    Oh Lord YES!!! My wife would be dancing on top of the dining room table leading them!!!
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Axe View Post
    Do you really want to come home to a house full of drunk women fist pumping to techno music?
    When I was hosting the 'Desperate Housewives Dinner Club' every monday night I didnt come home to that............I was already here.

    Fun times, truly.
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    When I was hosting the 'Desperate Housewives Dinner Club' every monday night I didnt come home to that............I was already here.

    Fun times, truly.
    Wow, I'm really thinking a few more security cameras for the new house. BTW it's almost done...finally! A house full of drunk women, Wambi Ska's wife dancing on the dining room table though my wife would not want to be out done so she'd be up there with her. Better add the additional table extensions as it's over 11' long with all of them. Almost a dance floor in size! I'm sure SIGgal would be showing off electro dance moves. Those videos could be worth a lot of money and laughs. Maybe break them out at next years SE Shoot for laughs! Actually the thought of a larger all crazy girls weekend just scares the beheaviegivies out of me! Maybe 25 years ago. To quote Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon movies "I'm getting to old for this s**t!

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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    I think you gotta new gun coming, strike quickly man before the good deeds you did for the wife loose their power!
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff in TX View Post
    A house full of drunk women, Wambi Ska's wife dancing on the dining room table though my wife would not want to be out done so she'd be up there with her. Better add the additional table extensions as it's over 11' long with all of them. Almost a dance floor in size! I'm sure SIGgal would be showing off electro dance moves.
    Then all step aside when the REAL DIVA arrives, with skirts a-twirling!
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    That sounds fun! Shoulda sent invites!
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    Re: I survived without having to slit my wrists!

    Quote Originally Posted by Jeff in TX View Post
    Wow, I'm really thinking a few more security cameras for the new house. BTW it's almost done...finally! A house full of drunk women, Wambi Ska's wife dancing on the dining room table though my wife would not want to be out done so she'd be up there with her. Better add the additional table extensions as it's over 11' long with all of them. Almost a dance floor in size! I'm sure SIGgal would be showing off electro dance moves. Those videos could be worth a lot of money and laughs. Maybe break them out at next years SE Shoot for laughs! Actually the thought of a larger all crazy girls weekend just scares the beheaviegivies out of me! Maybe 25 years ago. To quote Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon movies "I'm getting to old for this s**t!
    I'm down with dancing on a table lol. I have danced on the top of a bar before, so I'm sure a table would be a blast!
    "Marriage is a hunting permit that allows you only one dear at a time"

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