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    Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Strange shower products they use in New Zealand! Check out the bottom of the page for the companion product!
    And be sure to read the little ditty on the second view of the product on the left of the page!

    https://www.amazon.com/Zealand-Kiwi-.../dp/B01BU9OOTM
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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    The willy washer got 5 stars!!

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    What were you googling when you stumbled across that.
    We as a country have a blown engine, a transmission that slips in every forward gear, and a rear diff with a loud whine. And our politicians keep trying to spray armorall on the tires and proudly step back as if they are helping fix the car.

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by terminator012 View Post
    What were you googling when you stumbled across that.
    He musta gotten it from Big Chief!
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    government can't be allowed the 'moral' justification of religion."

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    He musta gotten it from Big Chief!
    We as a country have a blown engine, a transmission that slips in every forward gear, and a rear diff with a loud whine. And our politicians keep trying to spray armorall on the tires and proudly step back as if they are helping fix the car.

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    He musta gotten it from Big Chief!
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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    “NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS” !?!?!?!?!

    I’m pretty sure I want this tested on plenty of other animal Willies before I try it on mine!
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Kiwi men are very hygiene conscious. Aussies not quite as much. They run their sheep through a car wash once a month.............
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by Wambli Ska View Post
    “NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS” !?!?!?!?!

    I’m pretty sure I want this tested on plenty of other animal Willies before I try it on mine!
    We exported it to Oz for 12mths before releasing it on our domestic market..........The 2 guys that bought it over there didnt report any adverse effects.
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    I actually prefer using NZ Deck Wash..............

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    He musta gotten it from Big Chief!
    Hey, I was as pure as driven snow before I joined this outfit
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by orchidman View Post
    I actually prefer using NZ Deck Wash..............

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6c4Nupnup0
    As long as you arent a fan of the sealant
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by terminator012 View Post
    What were you googling when you stumbled across that.
    I wasn't googling. It came up in an unrelated search on medicated shampoos.........on Amazon.com!

    Quote Originally Posted by zorba View Post
    He musta gotten it from Big Chief!
    Nope. Big Chief is innocent on this one! However, if BCs internet searches and mine were ever compared by all y'all, then you'd probably get the vapors!
    Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.Mark Twain - Notebook, 1898
    Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. --Mark Twain

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    Re: Orchidman, you've been holding out on us!

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    I wasn't googling. It came up in an unrelated search on medicated shampoos.........on Amazon.com!
    I'd stick with that story, too, if I were you.
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