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    I saw this bumper sticker

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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Chief View Post
    "I kiss my dog on the lips"
    So do I but I don't think I'd advertise it.....
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawker View Post
    So do I but I don't think I'd advertise it.....
    I think you just did.

    Advertise it, that is.
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Before or after the dog has licked its butt, or 'other places'?
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    AKA A Pooch Smooch, I reckon
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Our male heeler is slurping away at his junk all day long, even Debbie won't let him lick her face.
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Two guys walking down the street when they come up on a dog basking in the sun and giving his junk a a healthy licking. The one guy looks at the other and says “man I wish I could do that!” The other guy looks at him and says “You can try but he might bite you!”
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Bubba and Cletis are sitting on the front porch one day, drinking beer. A big redbone hound comes walking by, sits down in front of them, and starts licking his balls. Cletis says "Man, I wish I could do that!" Bubba says- - - -"Dude!, don't try it! That dog will probably bite ya!"

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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Why do dogs lick their 'junk'?

    Because they can.............
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by tennmike View Post
    Before or after the dog has licked its butt, or 'other places'?
    Point of order...the dog uses his tongue to lick his butt and other places....his lips ain't involved....
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Jayhawker View Post
    Point of order...the dog uses his tongue to lick his butt and other places....his lips ain't involved....
    Ya think the order of touching matters?
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Damnit! I could take this conversation somewhere but decorum prevents me.....
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by timc View Post
    Two guys walking down the street when they come up on a dog basking in the sun and giving his junk a a healthy licking. The one guy looks at the other and says “man I wish I could do that!” The other guy looks at him and says “You can try but he might bite you!”
    Pretty close to the one I was thinking

    Pres Bill Clinton getting off of Air Force one with buddy their lab. Buddy gets down the steps and starts to lick himself. Bill tells his secret service agent...I wish I could do that! To which the secret service agent says, don't you think you should ask Buddy first
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Clinton is getting off AF One after a trip to Little Rock with a pig under each arm. He tells his SS guard "These are purebred Arkansas Razorbacks- - - -I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea!" The guard says "Good trade, Sir!"
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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Teach View Post
    Clinton is getting off AF One after a trip to Little Rock with a pig under each arm. He tells his SS guard "These are purebred Arkansas Razorbacks- - - -I got one for Hilary and one for Chelsea!" The guard says "Good trade, Sir!"
    Stolen

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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post
    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.
    And cat crap too!
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    Better way to show yer mutt some love

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    Re: I saw this bumper sticker

    Quote Originally Posted by Big Chief View Post
    "I kiss my dog on the lips"
    It's a little personal
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post
    I have watched my dogs eat other dog’s crap.

    Nope. Ain’t happening.
    One of our dogs thinks that deer poop is candy.
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