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Thread: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

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    Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Well I've seen the gallery of her. Bikinis & Guns in every where like bushes. Well you might had read in Coming Soon the future movies that Lara Croft franchise is been rebooted & recast of Lara Croft. You know in Videos. 11 years ago Angelina Jolie did 2 movies of the role. Well they say cowboys & Aliens star Olivia Wilde is the most likely candidate. But when I saw Michelle Viscusi. I think she might great for the part. I put on Blog. All of you might think hot. Could hot as Actress.

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyDevonHammerhand View Post
    Well I've seen the gallery of her. Bikinis & Guns in every where like bushes. Well you might had read in Coming Soon the future movies that Lara Croft franchise is been rebooted & recast of Lara Croft. You know in Videos. 11 years ago Angelina Jolie did 2 movies of the role. Well they say cowboys & Aliens star Olivia Wilde is the most likely candidate. But when I saw Michelle Viscusi. I think she might great for the part. I put on Blog. All of you might think hot. Could hot as Actress.
    Olivia Wilde?? Seriuosly???

    This is Lara Croft...



    This is why Angelina Julie played her....



    This is Olivia Wilde....



    Any 13 year old boy could tell you why she can't play Lara Croft...... She doesn't have the .......... assets..
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    What jbp-ohio said.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    In the new series she'll be using smaller guns.

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Slanteyedshootist View Post
    In the new series she'll be using smaller guns.
    Well played, sir!
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Poor little girl didn't eat enough grits growing up!
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Slanteyedshootist View Post
    In the new series she'll be using smaller guns.
    Whole new definition to 'pea shooter'...
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    I voted 'no', but my vote was against Olivia Wilde...For Vicusi, I vote yes, but she'll never get any type of serious consideration. No name recognition.

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Vicusi looks close. Remains to be seen if she has any stage presence or acting ability. She's hot, but I don't see her as Lara Croft.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Tugar View Post
    Vicusi looks close. Remains to be seen if she has any stage presence or acting ability. She's hot, but I don't see her as Lara Croft.
    She's not even an actress from what I can see. Although reality TV is acting, it's not the same....
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by jbp-ohio View Post
    She's not even an actress from what I can see. Although reality TV is acting, it's not the same....

    +1, well said!

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Ummm. . .no. She's dingy as a pewter mug in a rock tumbler.
    WWJMBD?

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    I put Olivia as one of the top ten most beautiful "known" women in the world. She's a first rate actress and I gotta say, I must not be a good cannibal candidate cos my favorite parts don't have much meat in them!
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Slanteyedshootist View Post
    In the new series she'll be using smaller guns.
    Yep.........definitely not the same caliber of actress as Jolie.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Angelina has the lips and the ahhh....tips for the part. The other one is pretty, but not quite the same appeal.
    These shoulder-mounted copulatory organs are at it again.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Although Olivia is beautiful, I think Mila Kunis or maybe Megan Fox would make much better "Lara's".

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Lara is a special woman. Not just any hot brunette can play her. Beyond the chest, there are other attributes that HAVE to be there for a complete picture. She has to be taller than average and athletic without being thin or thick. There is a spark of intelligence behind the eyes, as if the gears were always turning. She has to know her way around tools and firearms better than most men.

    I watched the video of her that Maxim had. Hate to say it, but I have to agree with Bigslug. Michelle looks like a mouth breather. She's not tall enough. She's also thicker than Lara should be, I won't say fat because she isn't. The only thing fat on her would be me. No doubt she hot, she's no Lara.

    Olivia Wilde looks like she'd have trouble lifting the pack Lara carries, much less the guns and jumping around with it all.


    Eva Longoria would be perfect if she were 7 inches taller. Knows guns well.

    Scarlett Johannson, Kate Beckinsale, and Rhona Mitra could all do it.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Hell, I didn't see a single Sokolov, Vickers, or MG-08. . .just a bunch of young gals wearing not very much. And here they told me it was a MAXIM SHOOT. . .
    WWJMBD?

    Ok, so .277 is the number of The Beast. This makes The Beast. . .what. . .a chihuahua?

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigslug View Post
    Hell, I didn't see a single Sokolov, Vickers, or MG-08. . .just a bunch of young gals wearing not very much. And here they told me it was a MAXIM SHOOT. . .


    I see what you did there...

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Quote Originally Posted by Bigslug View Post
    Hell, I didn't see a single Sokolov, Vickers, or MG-08. . .just a bunch of young gals wearing not very much. And here they told me it was a MAXIM SHOOT. . .

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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    If they're looking for genuine shooting skills in a rocking hot package my vote goes to Jesse Abbate, formerly known by her SASS moniker "Jasmine Jesse".






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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    But can she act?
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Who cares?
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    I vote for Christine Nguyen, She can play anything as far as I'm concerned, flat chested or not!!!! She's just that hot.

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    Ah yes, Asian girls.
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    Yep she's of Asian descent but she's born and raised in Houston Texas, she has no Asian accent and she just fits in to American society reeal well, LOL!!!
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    Re: Michelle Viscusi for Lara Croft

    But Laura Croft is a wealthy British aristocrat. Whoever plays the part has to fit the mold of the character.
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