Actually, I know you won't tell me not to, but tell me what I could do with it.
I am sorely tempted to scoop up one of these H&K USP pistols in .40, with six magazines for $625 shipped:
I am not a big USP fan, and I don't like the .40 (I refer to it as a 10mm Short, that reflects my view of it). However, at that price, I am sorely tempted.
Dad has a .40 and reloads for it, so ammo isn't really an issue. Also, I'm pretty sure all I need to shoot 9mm is a new barrel and some magazines.