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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post
    Why, you afraid of accidental discharges?
    Not if you kiss me goodbye before you leave....an AD is YOUR problem....an ND in my hair....we're gonna have a talk....

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by Buford View Post
    Now a days I just pray for intentional discharges.
    That made me laugh.
    Lord, make me fast and accurate. Let my aim be true and my hands faster than those who would seek to destroy me. Grant me victory over my foes and those that wish to do harm to me and mine. But Lord, if today be the day that you call me home, let me die in a pile of empty brass.

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Ill take intentional....or otherwise. I aint picky.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post

    So, please stop acting like a douche.

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    Ill take intentional....or otherwise. I aint picky.
    Yep.
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    Riverdance............................. You can't tell me that if you were a robber and busted into somebody's house only to be confronted by a grown man that proceeds to riverdance towards you....... you wouldn't turn tail and run away screaming like a girl?

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    This thread really went...."south"......lmao!

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Dan J must be spinning like a dervish...
    The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed. -- Thomas Jefferson

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by Buffco View Post
    Silly guys. This is a parody thread. In this thread, EVERYONE runs away at the sound of the shotgun racking, and it's not up for debate.
    Ya got that right Buffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    "It is what it is"

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by Zee View Post
    Stop looking me in the eye.
    But they're so nice looking....
    If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord:
    40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    How can you tell? He's always all squinty Clint-eyed.
    The constitutions of most of our States assert that all power is inherent in the people; that... it is their right and duty to be at all times armed. -- Thomas Jefferson

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Not always...
    If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord:
    40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Quote Originally Posted by cpj View Post
    Accidental and premature are two different things.
    You left out negligent discharge. That is the primary reason for the proliferation of Democrats.
    “I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.” Robert McCloskey

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    Re: Everytime I rack the slide on my pump shotgun

    Wait just a dang minute- no TRUE operator would fill their pants from simple shot gun racking per se, there has to be more to the threat like a tactical pen thrown at them or a chicken: something really hairy and scary.

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