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Viagra Shipment Stolen!

Jim TomJim Tom MemberPosts: 338 Member
Police on the lookout for hardened criminals!

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  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,327 Senior Member
    How stiff is the penalty for stealing Viagra? Length of sentence?
    WWJMBD?

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  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Yes, but only for four hours.

    Well, they are still hardened criminals after 4 hours, they are supposed to consult a physician.
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • terminator012terminator012 Senior Member Posts: 3,930 Senior Member
    They may be found sitting in a bath tub. Oh wait, that's the other one.
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Bigslug wrote: »
    How stiff is the penalty for stealing Viagra? Length of sentence?

    I hear its a pretty hard penalty, with a looooooooong sentence.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,632 Senior Member
    I hear its a pretty hard penalty, with a looooooooong sentence.

    Penetrating analysis, but what was the thrust of your investigation?
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    coolgunguy wrote: »
    Penetrating analysis, but what was the thrust of your investigation?

    To bone up on my knowledge of the law, I had to do some deep investigation along a slippery slope into the rabbit hole.
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    The shipment was stolen by a nursing home. They use Viagra to keep the old men from rolling out of bed at night. Groan X 2. :conehead: Later,
    Fat Billy

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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,664 Senior Member
    I stole them. Took one last nite and it got stuck in my throat. Had a stiff neck for 4 hours!

    Ba-dum-bum
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,632 Senior Member
    To bone up on my knowledge of the law, I had to do some deep investigation along a slippery slope into the rabbit hole.


    Sounds like a pain, but I'm sure you gave it your all. Are you relieved now that those hard times are over?
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
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