French raise terrorism threat level! (joke)

samzhere

Based on possible intelligence reports of terrorist activity, the French have raised their terrorism threat level from 4 to 3. The levels are:

4: Run
3: Hide

leaving only 2 more levels:

2: Surrender
1: Collaborate


("borrowed" from a John Sandford "Prey" novel)

Teach

Q: Why are the boulevards in France all lined with trees?

A: The German army likes to march in the shade!

Jerry

Fat Billy

What the French said when the Germans arrived during WW2. "Table for 100,000?" :cool: Later,

jbp-ohio

Oldie but goodie from Letterman circa 1990 (before he went complete Libtard)...... #9 should be #1

Top 10 Ways France Is Preparing for the German Reunification


10. Dialing 911.
9. Installing speed bumps to slow down Panzers.
8. Cutting bedsheets into convenient easy-to-wave white rectangles.
7. Watching twice as many Jerry Lewis movies just to keep their
spirits up.
6. Stockpiling Blistex so they can kiss plenty of German butt.
5. Printing up T-shirts that say, "Don't shoot! I'm a collaborator!"
4. Going a really, really long time without bathing.
3. Suddenly acting all chummy with Chuck Norris.
2. Practicing running backwards and blowing kisses.
1. Developing top secret stealth cheese.

ddriller

Did you hear about the new French tank-it has 5 speeds-1 forward and 4 in reverse