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Hi Friends,

My name is Lucas Carlo , I am new to this forum .
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  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,458 Senior Member
    Welcome Aboard.

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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 15,332 Senior Member
    Welcome!

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    Welcome
    (why did I get stuck with this one.......)

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  • DanChamberlainDanChamberlain Senior Member Posts: 3,395 Senior Member
    Welcome. Can you type one-handed like the other three guys?
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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Welcome aboard. Don't mind them, they're just a little... odd...
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

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  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,458 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    Welcome aboard. Don't mind them, they're just a little... odd...

    Or Larsen showed up to the party late and there was no more new guy questions left to ask....
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • 104RFAST104RFAST Senior Member Posts: 1,272 Senior Member
    Welcome from north Pinellas
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Or Larsen showed up to the party late and there was no more new guy questions left to ask....

    Alright, wisearse. New guy: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

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  • North ForestNorth Forest Member Posts: 312 Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    Alright, wisearse. New guy: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

    That might be confusing, African or European?
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,031 Senior Member
    Welcome aboard
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  • Ernie BishopErnie Bishop Senior Member Posts: 7,108 Senior Member
    Welcome to the nut house:jester:
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Welcome aboard :guns::guns:
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  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,684 Senior Member
    Welcome to the funhouse.
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  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 10,473 Senior Member
    Welcome. In case you're confused by all the previous posts, it's something done to all new guys. Most of them from the cockpit scene of "Airplane!"

    Then there's one from Monty Python.
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  • gunrunner428gunrunner428 Senior Member Posts: 1,018 Senior Member
    Lucas, welcome.

    And don't let the insanity scare you off - it's just our version of hazing. We're really decent folks.

    Well, watch out for cpj and buffco. You've been warned. :p
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Gene L wrote: »
    Welcome. In case you're confused by all the previous posts, it's something done to all new guys. Most of them from the cockpit scene of "Airplane!"

    Then there's one from Monty Python.

    And we haven't even gotten into The Princess Bride yet!
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Aloha and enjoy the insanity.
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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,016 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    Welcome aboard. Don't mind them, they're just a little... odd...

    NoNoNo, it's way way Deeper than "ODD!"
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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,016 Senior Member
    You know how we separate the men from the boys around here? With a Crow Bar!!!

    But don't let all this scare you off. It gets better!!!

    :fan: :yesno: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 11,222 Senior Member
    Welcome, Winchester or Marlin for your lever-gun?
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  • bobbyrlf3bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Posts: 2,475 Senior Member
    Welcome to the jungle. Please leave all ninja gear at the door.

    So, 9mm or .45?
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  • WeatherbyWeatherby Senior Member Posts: 4,853 Senior Member
    bobbyrlf3 wrote: »
    Welcome to the jungle. Please leave all ninja gear at the door.

    So, 9mm or .45?

    that's not even a valid question :tooth:
  • sarg1csarg1c Senior Member Posts: 1,707 Senior Member
    104RFAST wrote: »
    Welcome from north Pinellas
    would that be a RF 104 Delta on your avatar?
  • sherwoodsherwood Senior Member Posts: 1,216 Senior Member
    Do you like chickin?
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  • TrueTone911TrueTone911 Senior Member Posts: 6,239 Senior Member
    Welcome Lucas Carlo. Are you new to shooting?
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  • Jim TomJim Tom Member Posts: 338 Member
    Have these nut jobs scared you off, Lucas? Pay them no mind. They're all trolls I've never heard of!
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Guess that settles that. :banned:
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    I'm Batman.
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • 41magnut41magnut Senior Member Posts: 1,164 Senior Member
    Hi Friends,

    My name is Lucas Carlo , I am new to this forum .

    Bravo! Welcome.
    "The .30-06 is never a mistake." Townsend Whelen :iwo:
  • temmitemmi Member Posts: 230 Member
    you guys took all the good ones....

    Welcome

    T
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