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Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck
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"Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck
"I don't know whether it's the 'Fifty Shades' effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up," said Third Officer Dave Brown.
Since 2010, London firefighters have treated almost 500 people with rings stuck on their fingers, nine with rings stuck on their penises, and one man with his penis stuck in a toaster."
Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/22956040/fire-brigade-to-handcuffs-users-dont-get-stuck#ixzz2aSi3QTas
Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/22956040/fire-brigade-to-handcuffs-users-dont-get-stuck#ixzz2aShUxMtc
"Fire brigade to handcuffs users: Don't get stuck
"I don't know whether it's the 'Fifty Shades' effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up," said Third Officer Dave Brown.
Since 2010, London firefighters have treated almost 500 people with rings stuck on their fingers, nine with rings stuck on their penises, and one man with his penis stuck in a toaster."
Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/22956040/fire-brigade-to-handcuffs-users-dont-get-stuck#ixzz2aSi3QTas
Read more: http://www.myfoxny.com/Story/22956040/fire-brigade-to-handcuffs-users-dont-get-stuck#ixzz2aShUxMtc
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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Oh, and I saw on TV's Smoking Gun where a guy got his penis stuck in a park bench. Somewhere in Asia. I laughed until I almost got sick. Firemen and EMTs had to rescue him.
"It was a million to one shot, doc..a million to one" Frank Costanza falls on a "Fusilli Jerry" statue. OUCH!
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
When I was a Deputy, our agency went to a fire/arson of a house and found one of those. It was called a "Monkey Rocker," according to deep and probing research. Also, a home built on is shown in the movie "Burn After Reading.
He and other responders arrived at an apartment, due to a neighbor's 911 call that they heard cries for help from the apartment. Made entry to the apartment and found the resident couple in their boudoir.
Apparently a little role-playing was going on - the lady had on Catwoman ears and boots (the extent of her costume) and was bound hand and foot to the bed. "Batman", identified by the trademark cape (the extent of his costume), had climbed up on top of the dresser to leap heroically into position.
Forgetting the spinning ceiling fan.
Leaving Catwoman to call helplessly for assistance from her vulnerable position, as Batman was unconscious on the floor with a concussion from the blades of said fan.