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SirGeorgeKillian
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The 12 days of furlough
SirGeorgeKillian
Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
This was meant as a joke, however I'm afraid it is close to the truth. Just made this little jingle up, kinda proud of myself...
On the 12 days of furlough Obama gave to me,
12 tubes of KY
11 lines of credit
10 unpaid bills
9 bowels of ramen
8 weeks of food stamps
7 years bad credit
6 Obama phones
5 pawned guns
4 TV channels
3 differed payments
2 title loans
And a bill collector calling me!
On the 12 days of furlough Obama gave to me,
12 tubes of KY
11 lines of credit
10 unpaid bills
9 bowels of ramen
8 weeks of food stamps
7 years bad credit
6 Obama phones
5 pawned guns
4 TV channels
3 differed payments
2 title loans
And a bill collector calling me!
Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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Second: I don't even want to think obout "9 bowels of ramen".
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
I'm not far from being there. See I could have handled the pay cut just fine, but earlier this year my wife lost her job. Why? Because she was part time and they were trimming those folks so they wouldn't have to offer them health care. Yup, I'm a bitter southerner clinging to my guns and religion right now...
Too bad, guy, otherwise I'd say well done.
Next, we'll work on the proper response to these kinds is threads. A simple "lol" is the most basic response, but a bit lacking. You might even say something along the lines of, "That was a good one. I'll have to share it with my friends."
You also need to know what NOT to say. "I've heard that already," is verboten, as is, "That's not very funny." If you find yourself not liking the joke, the proper response is to refrain from posting.
In time, you may work up to adding to a members joke thread by posting a related joke of your own, but this is an advanced step and I don't think you're ready for that.
Sorry, SirGeorge. It's been taken out of my hands. You didn't create that funny little joke. Sigh.
My next lesson, which I seem to always forget, is to post inane emoticons at random. Better luck next time. Eventually I'll be able to forget the difference between "your" and "you're" and soon I'll be in the groove! So much to learn, obeisance not being my strong suit (or "suite" if preferred).
No, you were never told that no one here was capable of creating a joke. But you WERE told that all jokes that you see here will be "copy-pasta".
Its all in an effort to further educate the board.
And that's ok. It doesn't stop the joke from being funny.
He's kidding, Sam.
Or bored.
Same thing, however, about being told. Therefore (QED) Sir didn't make up the joke and instead copied and pasted it from another source, per the prevailing pronouncement from Those Who Know Better. And yes, I agree, it's funny, even if Sir borrowed it from elsewhere.
SirGeorge, it will do you no good to claim that you invented the ditty. Those Who Know Better have spoken ex cathedra and it's therefore a done deal. Accept the Truth From On High or be forever cursed and thrown into the pit of despair and wanting a beer.
I can only sympathize, but also hope you understand that you're treading on thin ice here. Step past your set boundaries again, and Those From On High will consult among themselves, then rule that anything you forever say here is anathema. Be grateful instead, realize that they're only doing this to mind the flock and prevent strays from falling into a crevasse of dissent. They don't brook rebellion lightly but it's for your own good.
Remember my fate: Condemned that my postings are not worth reading, let alone believing. And only ONE reply is permissible to whatever I say. Judgment has been sent From On High and you're probably only one step from the precipice. Let's all now say the I Love Big Brother pledge together...
ha ha
Because I DIDNT copyright it. All those lame jokes you guys tell was copyrighted and we see how good that worked :tooth:
Anyone who has ever eaten Ramen noodles can attest to the fact that your bowels will be involved much sooner than later! :silly:
― Douglas Adams