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Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle As He Sleeps

Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
Hungry mutt, I reckon :tooth:



http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/


"TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain” in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”

The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.

The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.

The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.

There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known. "
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!

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  • Pelagic KayakerPelagic Kayaker Posts: 1,503 Senior Member
    Did anchor Tori Campbell break this story?
  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,283 Senior Member
    Do they even still make Snausages?
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • Pelagic KayakerPelagic Kayaker Posts: 1,503 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I'm smelling something.

    HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH A DOG EATING ONE OF YOUR BALLS?!?!?!

    "Why didn't you just knock on the door? I would have gotten your ball back"


    Sent from my Toto Drake CST744
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I'm smelling something.

    HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH A DOG EATING ONE OF YOUR BALLS?!?!?!


    Says the man is paralyzed...........OK time fer our resident animal expert to chime in.....O Buffy, what say you?
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Come on. "St. Bernard's hospital"?
    If this ain't a joke, you couldn't make up something so perfect.

    Oh, and......SNAUSAGES!

    Yep, there is a hospital called St Bernard's in Trumann AR.

    http://www.sbrmc.com/
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • 1965Jeff1965Jeff Posts: 1,650 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I'm smelling something.

    HOW IN THE HELL DO YOU SLEEP THROUGH A DOG EATING ONE OF YOUR BALLS?!?!?!

    The doggy obviously wolfed down his food- serves him right for not feeding the dog before he went to sleep. Tonight the dog and I are going to have a serious sit down before he beds down. Reminds me of that SNL sketch with the salty balls that Alec Baldwin did.
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Thanks, Big, hoax or true, I needed a laugh and the story provided one.

    The things you learn in this forum. Love it!
  • Gene LGene L Posts: 12,817 Senior Member
    The irony here is that they euthanized the dog with a service pistol using ball ammo.
    Concealed carry is for protection, open carry is for attention.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Posts: 10,939 Senior Member
    He forgot to wipe off the leftover peanut butter......
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Well, I reckon the dog figured out that testes ain't tasty ...that's' why he only ate one :jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    "It"s BAYYCUNN!!!"
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    Why? Because he could.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    I see what you did there. :tooth:


    I do have to wonder: How is it that a man paralyzed from the waist down (I read that as 'legs don't move') happen to fall asleep with his...ummm...'boys' uncovered AND legs far enough apart to allow enough 'access' to his more tender areas to provide the dog room to maneuver? Methinks there might be more to this story...
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Buddy of mine saw a dog "grooming "himself, said "I wish I could do that."
    I said, "well, I reckon if you patted him on the head and talked in a calm voice he would let you."


    A little kibble couldn't hurt either.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • olesniperolesniper Posts: 3,767 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Buffy and CCG, good to see you didn't leave us hangin. :up:

    Yep......there's a pair for you.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • PFDPFD Posts: 1,898 Senior Member
    funny-dog-pictures-your-dog-is-having-his-revenge.jpg

    Some handle revenge differently.
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    I wonder if the guy feels unique now?
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • orchidmanorchidman Posts: 8,438 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I still think something's rotten in Denmark.

    I'm thinking this is like the guy who walks into the ER who "accidentally" wound up with a GI Joe in his butt.

    In these days of 'don't ask, don't tell' I am going to assume you are talking about the 'action figure' doll thingy......................
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    That's pretty good, but I'm not 100% sure you have the best post in the sack.

    FIFY
    Teach your children to love guns, they'll never be able to afford drugs
  • farm boyfarm boy Posts: 1,001 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Yes.
    the one with the bung-fu grip.

    I thought it was the Spelunking GI JOE.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • MississippiBoyMississippiBoy Posts: 819 Senior Member
    Well, at least the dog left him one. Is he going to be all right now?
  • horselipshorselips Posts: 3,628 Senior Member
    If this had happened to General McAuliffe, he'd have said, "Nuts!"
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