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Dog Eats Paralyzed Man’s Testicle As He Sleeps
Hungry mutt, I reckon :tooth:
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/
"TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain” in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”
The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.
The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.
The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.
There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known. "
http://atlanta.cbslocal.com/2013/07/30/dog-eats-paralyzed-mans-testicle-as-he-sleeps/
"TRUMANN, Ark. (CBS Atlanta) – A paralyzed Arkansas man awoke to find blood on the muzzle of his dog and a “burning pain” in his mid-section, and according to the police report: “the dog had eaten one of his testicles.”
The 39-year-old Trumann, Ark. man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, had recently adopted the “small, white, fluffy” stray dog in hopes of having a loving companion, reports KAIT8.com. The man said the newly-adopted animal bit off one of his testicles while he was sleeping naked around 7:45 a.m. on Monday.
The man, who has not been identified, was taken to St. Bernard’s Regional Hospital for treatment to his injuries.
The dog, however, was euthanized and had the remains tested for rabies by a local veterinarian.
There is no word as to whether the dog tested positive for the disease. The man’s condition is not not known. "
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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"Why didn't you just knock on the door? I would have gotten your ball back"
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Says the man is paralyzed...........OK time fer our resident animal expert to chime in.....O Buffy, what say you?
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Yep, there is a hospital called St Bernard's in Trumann AR.
http://www.sbrmc.com/
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
The doggy obviously wolfed down his food- serves him right for not feeding the dog before he went to sleep. Tonight the dog and I are going to have a serious sit down before he beds down. Reminds me of that SNL sketch with the salty balls that Alec Baldwin did.
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
George Carlin
I do have to wonder: How is it that a man paralyzed from the waist down (I read that as 'legs don't move') happen to fall asleep with his...ummm...'boys' uncovered AND legs far enough apart to allow enough 'access' to his more tender areas to provide the dog room to maneuver? Methinks there might be more to this story...
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A little kibble couldn't hurt either.
George Carlin
Yep......there's a pair for you.
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In these days of 'don't ask, don't tell' I am going to assume you are talking about the 'action figure' doll thingy......................
FIFY
I thought it was the Spelunking GI JOE.
Dad 5-31-13