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Pelagic Kayaker Posts: 1,503 Senior Member
Let me get this straight. A highly advanced alien race travels thousands of light years through space in a craft that can utilize worm-holes, bend the space-time continuum of four dimensions, turn on a dime, help build the pyramids, seed a planet but THEN... AT THE LAST SECOND somehow blunders the final approach and crash lands in the middle of the desert near Roswell, N.M?....got it!
― Douglas Adams
Your's and Tennmike's would make for a great FarSide cartoon.
Recoil is how you know primer ignition is complete.
After I'm done pooping myself, probably not. Why would I?
Oh, what a hilarious show Coast to Coast is! The later the night, the goofier the theory.
The pyramid thing is always funny because there are plenty of smaller, less fancy pyramids all over the place, built prior to the big ones. The architectural designs are perfectly understandable as human designed and built, as studies have shown, and the historic progression of older, more primitive pyramids tracks perfectly in the timeline of other artifacts in the region. Duh.
They're great fun.
One of my constant faves is the hooha about Nostradamus. If you're ever interested in learning the real truth about him, read "Mask of Nostradamus" by James Randi (one of the founders of the skeptics' society). Nostradamus was an extremely smart con artist who made a bucket of money casting horoscopes and writing cryptic non-predictions for rich people. Old Nos was a con man, pure and simple. He was just a brilliant gyp and laughed all the way to the bank.
― Douglas Adams
A "squat" in these woods, you bet. Squach, not so much.