Ancient Aliens

Pelagic Kayaker

Let me get this straight. A highly advanced alien race travels thousands of light years through space in a craft that can utilize worm-holes, bend the space-time continuum of four dimensions, turn on a dime, help build the pyramids, seed a planet but THEN... AT THE LAST SECOND somehow blunders the final approach and crash lands in the middle of the desert near Roswell, N.M?....got it!

sherwood

Why not? Obummer won 2 elections didn't he? And Osmelly won 2 elections here in maryland.

horselips

Ancient Aliens is one of my favorite stupid shows. Pure nonsense from opening to closing credits. I watch it with friends as if it were Mystery Science Theater 3000, constantly sniping and making sarcastic jokes throughout. Great fun. Ancient Aliens is what happens when Coast To Coast AM takes a wrong turn and ends up on television.

tennmike

The ones that crashed near Roswell were just a bunch of teenage aliens high on Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters getting some kicks buzzing the hairless monkeys. Just like any other drunk teenagers driving around at high speed, they wrecked their ride. And, anyway, any interplanetary space faring beings looking for intelligent life would bypass this place. No intelligent life here, at least to the degree they could have an intelligent conversation with over a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

Slanteyedshootist

Their last words... "Here, hand me another beer, keep the video camera rolling and watch me do this!

Pelagic Kayaker

Slanteyedshootist wrote: »

Their last words... "Here, hand me another beer, keep the video camera rolling and watch me do this!

Your's and Tennmike's would make for a great FarSide cartoon.

bhl2506

You mean they're not real! But... but George says they are!

104RFAST

Aiiens and Bigfoot are probably the dumbest programs on TV, having said that,I watch both shows occasionally.

Jayhawker

"There's a Squach in these woods" said no one.....ever.....

Fat Billy

Ancient Aliens next to Golf for great naptime. :applause: Later,

horselips

HERE'S THE QUESTION: > You hear a strange sound, look up, and see a genuine, blue ribbon, bona fide, no-doubt-about-it UFO hovering over your campsite. Yep, a real live Unidentified Flying Object. It's big...real big. And it's close enough for you to know with absolute certainty it's not an airplane, helicopter, weather balloon, or your imagination. It's not 'ours' so it has to be 'theirs.' It's not 'us' so it has to be 'them.' You're not in the city limits, and you're a safe distance from any other road or structure. You're armed. Lucky you, you brought your "tacticool modern sporting rifle." DO YOU OPEN FIRE?

coolgunguy

horselips wrote: »

HERE'S THE QUESTION: > You hear a strange sound, look up, and see a genuine, blue ribbon, bona fide, no-doubt-about-it UFO hovering over your campsite. Yep, a real live Unidentified Flying Object. It's big...real big. And it's close enough for you to know with absolute certainty it's not an airplane, helicopter, weather balloon, or your imagination. It's not 'ours' so it has to be 'theirs.' It's not 'us' so it has to be 'them.' You're not in the city limits, and you're a safe distance from any other road or structure. You're armed. Lucky you, you brought your "tacticool modern sporting rifle." DO YOU OPEN FIRE?

After I'm done pooping myself, probably not. Why would I?

samzhere

horselips wrote: »

Ancient Aliens is one of my favorite stupid shows. Pure nonsense from opening to closing credits. I watch it with friends as if it were Mystery Science Theater 3000, constantly sniping and making sarcastic jokes throughout. Great fun. Ancient Aliens is what happens when Coast To Coast AM takes a wrong turn and ends up on television.

Oh, what a hilarious show Coast to Coast is! The later the night, the goofier the theory.

The pyramid thing is always funny because there are plenty of smaller, less fancy pyramids all over the place, built prior to the big ones. The architectural designs are perfectly understandable as human designed and built, as studies have shown, and the historic progression of older, more primitive pyramids tracks perfectly in the timeline of other artifacts in the region. Duh.

samzhere

104RFAST wrote: »

Aiiens and Bigfoot are probably the dumbest programs on TV, having said that,I watch both shows occasionally.

They're great fun.

One of my constant faves is the hooha about Nostradamus. If you're ever interested in learning the real truth about him, read "Mask of Nostradamus" by James Randi (one of the founders of the skeptics' society). Nostradamus was an extremely smart con artist who made a bucket of money casting horoscopes and writing cryptic non-predictions for rich people. Old Nos was a con man, pure and simple. He was just a brilliant gyp and laughed all the way to the bank.

tennmike

I think the Roswell incident was kind of like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2sI8vIJQY8

KSU Firefighter

Jayhawker wrote: »

"There's a Squach in these woods" said no one.....ever.....

A "squat" in these woods, you bet. Squach, not so much.

Slanteyedshootist

Maybe a Sasquatch was driving that UFO while eating beef jerky and his big foot was a little too heavy on the loud pedal.

Jayhawker

Bigfoot hangs out in the Buck Snort Bar in Mesick, MI on Wednesday nights.....with Elvis....

CHIRO1989

Jayhawker wrote: »

Bigfoot hangs out in the Buck Snort Bar in Mesick, MI on Wednesday nights.....with Elvis....

Pictures?

bhl2506