Don't Die a Virgin

bhl2506 · August 2013

:yikes:

Bigslug · August 2013

:spittingcoffee:

The day needed a good laugh. That'll do.

snake284 · August 2013

Well, if you're a Muslim it's ok, because you have 72 more waiting for you on the other side. Jesus made no such promise. LOL!!!

zorba · August 2013

I never got the 72 virgins thing - there's something to be said for experience!

Jermanator · August 2013

I see that they left out the sex of those virgins. I like to think that Mohammed Atta and his buddies are up there with 72 Cheeto eating gamer nerd dudes each.

NN · August 2013

:rotflmao:

me

:nono:

Clean

CHIRO1989 · August 2013

Thanks BHL:jester:

zorba · August 2013

Jermanator wrote: »

I see that they left out the sex of those virgins. ..

I first read this as "they left the sex out of those virgins..."! :roll2:

Bigslug · August 2013

zorba wrote: »

I first read this as "they left the sex out of those virgins..."! :roll2:

This is starting to sound like a rap/hip-hop response to too much TV station editing of R-rated movies for content:

WHOOO left the SEX OUUUT!!

Razorbacker · August 2013

Jermanator wrote: »

I see that they left out the sex of those virgins. I like to think that Mohammed Atta and his buddies are up there with 72 Cheeto eating gamer nerd dudes each.

I'm pretty sure those guys met 72 Virginians.

Teach · August 2013

That's like the lifetime drunk and womanizer who died and found that his final reward was to spend eternity at a bar half a mile long, with hundreds of scantily-dressed beauties giving him come-on glances. "Good grief, how did I end up in Heaven?" he remarked to the lush beside him on the next barstool. "Think again buddy- - - - -every glass and bottle in this bar has a hole in the bottom, and I'll let you figure out what's wrong with the women!"
Jerry

JLDickmon · August 2013

Who said the 72 virgins would be of the opposite sex?

Slanteyedshootist · August 2013

Maybe it's vegans, not virgins.

41magnut · August 2013

:rotflmao:

Thanks I needed that.

horselips · August 2013

The Islamic "heaven" is a saloon with a whorehouse out back. Islam's paradise is drinking liquor and deflowering virgins. Uhmm, isn't that what High School is for?