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Guys, I have a good deer story to tell.

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    So you posted pics of the twins (which are more impotatnt anyway), but where is the deer story that's good enough to publish in Field & Stream you promised???????
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Buffy.........you should read MHS's Pics thread and be prepared to top that........jus' saying.

    In that case, why should I post? My story only any good if it's "better" than some one else's?

    I didn't kill a deer. There. There will be no topping. What I said was, I had a good story .
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,973 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    In that case, why should I post?

    Red, you're just not that good a tease....

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    In that case, why should I post? My story only any good if it's "better" than some one else's?

    I didn't kill a deer. There. There will be no topping. What I said was, I had a good story .


    Hey, you promised! What happens on this forum stays on this forum. :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,394 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Hey, you promised! What happens on this forum stays on this forum. :tooth:

    Yeah, but some things Just Ain't Right!!!:jester:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • bisleybisley Senior Member Posts: 10,798 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    In that case, why should I post?

    Because I want to hear it, and I already know you ain't Jeremiah Johnson. :popcorn:
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Senior Member Posts: 5,462 Senior Member
    Buffy, you have to remember that our attention spans are SQUIRREL!


    What he said.
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • breamfisherbreamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,493 Senior Member
    "It all began 4 days ago when I posted an ambiguous thread on a shooting forum...."
    Overkill is underrated.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Still waiting for your hunting story???????????????????????????????????????
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,249 Senior Member
    C'mon Buffy........


















































































    Out With It!
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Gimme a bit. Finally home and got the laptop...
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    If Buffy can do it in less than 50,000 words, consider it topped. 'sayin.

    Well y'all asked for a story......be careful of what you ask for........and y'all got Hemingway's version. You know he does this on purpose right? Let's y'all stew a bit then comes out with a novel.....

    I wanna hear Buffy's story.........deer or no deer..........let's have it already!
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,763 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Blood was involved.

    Ok........so......you're no longer a virgin?
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    Buffy a virgin after the SE shoot at Teaches?.......not anymore I heard the squealing over here in Colorado.........thought it was a GEICO commercial!
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,128 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Gimme a bit. Finally home and got the laptop...
    ... 8 hours later....

    Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,622 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    ... 8 hours later....

    Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!

    He knows he can't get her any more pregnant, and he for sure is going to hit a dry spell sometime next year, let him take his time.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 8,109 Senior Member
    Lay off the guy fellas!!!!!!!!!!! He has his hands full at the moment living in a household with 3 females.........one of which is pregnant.

    We should be helping him..................

    Here ya go Buffy, some tips to help you with your story..........A story should have a beginning, a middle and an ending.

    In the spirit of trans Pacific cooperation I have written the beginning and the end below. You just have to fill out the middle bit.................


    Once upon a time in a land far far away


    (you fill out this bit in the middle)




    The red headed Hunter married the deer and they all lived happily ever after.

    The end.
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    ... 8 hours later....

    Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!

    Well maybe he can email to our mobile devices or we can print his soon to be released "Novella" (?) out and entertain ourselves next visit to the crapper/library/throne :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,650 Senior Member
    I'm starting to think he didn't even SEE a deer...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    I'm sorry guys. I was lights out when i got home, sick as a dog, and work is murder.

    I'll try again tonight.

    I definitely saw deer.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,650 Senior Member
    Sorry to hear that - just pullin' yer leg! :tooth:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 12,622 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Even if he did it everyday till the kids are born, that would only take like a total of 10 minutes of his life.

    Yes, but it is like dog years, or maybe chicken years.

    You better post up soon Buffy or we're going to make you wear the underwear of shame on yer head.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,249 Senior Member
    BUMP! (Theme from Jeopardy playing in the back ground)
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,650 Senior Member
    He shot Bambi's mom!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • farm boyfarm boy Senior Member Posts: 1,001 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    He shot Bambi's mom!

    Two years ago I shot Bambi's mom, then Bambi ran out of the draw. Shot him too.









    You ever wonder if Bambi ever changed his name? Bambi is not exactly the name that comes to mind when you think of mossy horned twelve point.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,397 Senior Member
    Kinda like a boy named Sue.

    Dad wanted him to grow up tough.
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,128 Senior Member
    This better be a better deer story than Escanaba in Da' Moonlight!
    This is a documentary from a typical Michigan deer camp...
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Senior Member Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    BTW........Buffco should be spanked.......1st posting a tease on the 14th........it's now the 23rd with no story. Isn't that some form of forum violation?
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 8,109 Senior Member
    Maybe we could collectively write the story for him?

    "It was a dark and stormy night as I crawled into my sleeping bag the night before deer season opened..................






    (next poster here can add the next sentence)
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
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