So you posted pics of the twins (which are more impotatnt anyway), but where is the deer story that's good enough to publish in Field & Stream you promised???????
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
"A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
In that case, why should I post? My story only any good if it's "better" than some one else's?
I didn't kill a deer. There. There will be no topping. What I said was, I had a good story .
Hey, you promised! What happens on this forum stays on this forum. :tooth:
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Still waiting for your hunting story???????????????????????????????????????
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
If Buffy can do it in less than 50,000 words, consider it topped. 'sayin.
Well y'all asked for a story......be careful of what you ask for........and y'all got Hemingway's version. You know he does this on purpose right? Let's y'all stew a bit then comes out with a novel.....
I wanna hear Buffy's story.........deer or no deer..........let's have it already!
God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!
Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!
He knows he can't get her any more pregnant, and he for sure is going to hit a dry spell sometime next year, let him take his time.
I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!
Well maybe he can email to our mobile devices or we can print his soon to be released "Novella" (?) out and entertain ourselves next visit to the crapper/library/throne :tooth:
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
BTW........Buffco should be spanked.......1st posting a tease on the 14th........it's now the 23rd with no story. Isn't that some form of forum violation?
God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
In that case, why should I post? My story only any good if it's "better" than some one else's?
I didn't kill a deer. There. There will be no topping. What I said was, I had a good story .
Red, you're just not that good a tease....
D
Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
Hey, you promised! What happens on this forum stays on this forum. :tooth:
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Yeah, but some things Just Ain't Right!!!:jester:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Because I want to hear it, and I already know you ain't Jeremiah Johnson. :popcorn:
What he said.
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Out With It!
Well y'all asked for a story......be careful of what you ask for........and y'all got Hemingway's version. You know he does this on purpose right? Let's y'all stew a bit then comes out with a novel.....
I wanna hear Buffy's story.........deer or no deer..........let's have it already!
Ok........so......you're no longer a virgin?
I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
Dude! Are you writing the War and Peace of deer stories? What the heck? I expect that you know that you can't make no more babies with Mrs. Buffy right now. I have been waiting f o r e v e r for a good deer story. Deliver that promise!
He knows he can't get her any more pregnant, and he for sure is going to hit a dry spell sometime next year, let him take his time.
We should be helping him..................
Here ya go Buffy, some tips to help you with your story..........A story should have a beginning, a middle and an ending.
In the spirit of trans Pacific cooperation I have written the beginning and the end below. You just have to fill out the middle bit.................
Once upon a time in a land far far away
(you fill out this bit in the middle)
The red headed Hunter married the deer and they all lived happily ever after.
The end.
Well maybe he can email to our mobile devices or we can print his soon to be released "Novella" (?) out and entertain ourselves next visit to the crapper/library/throne :tooth:
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
I'll try again tonight.
I definitely saw deer.
Yes, but it is like dog years, or maybe chicken years.
You better post up soon Buffy or we're going to make you wear the underwear of shame on yer head.
Two years ago I shot Bambi's mom, then Bambi ran out of the draw. Shot him too.
You ever wonder if Bambi ever changed his name? Bambi is not exactly the name that comes to mind when you think of mossy horned twelve point.
Dad 5-31-13
Dad wanted him to grow up tough.
This is a documentary from a typical Michigan deer camp...
"It was a dark and stormy night as I crawled into my sleeping bag the night before deer season opened..................
(next poster here can add the next sentence)