What's wrong with Tesla? Mechanical Resonance was a great disk....Saw them open for Def Leppard when Leppard debuted the one armed drummer....
When our governing officials dismiss due process as mere semantics, when they exercise powers they don’t have and ignore duties they actually bear, and when we let them get away with it, we have ceased to be our own rulers.
Tesla was "ok" with Modern Day Cowboy but then they came out with Love Song and the wussy-meter pegged out so hard it broke before Micheal Bolton got to it.
"It WAS an ok name until that a**-munch started winning Grammy's!, why should I change, he's the one who sucks!"......:tooth:
I've suffered the late eighties......my name is Steve, and I'm a dork. It's like Bon Jovi.......you won't admit it with friends around, but everyone started loving Dead or Alive when it was used to intro another show of Deadliest Catch.....back when it was good and there was a chance you might actually see someone die....but we are a sick lot that have watched the Faces of Death VHS videos with great apprehension.
God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
Alright already! There's enough Latin being spewed around here that I'm starting to think some of y'all spent more time in Roman bath houses than Turkish prisons! No wonder we ask newcomers about gladiator movies........
The only Latin outside of the scientific/medical field one should know is Semper fidelis and Semper paratus....ya bunch of short-sword skirt-wearing show-offs........:tooth:
God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
Here's another, " Do you believe in life after death ? Enter here, without permission, and find out, for sure "...........Robin
I don't often talk to people that voted for Obama, but when I do I order large fries!
Life member of the American Legion, the VFW, the NRA and the Masonic Lodge, retired LEO
I guess the best sign was one I got over my workbench at the LGS at which I worked part time for a few years. After a few 'interesting' conversations between the owner, customers, and me, the owner put it up. It was after an interesting conversation about a drill and tap job the customer wanted on a Ruger bolt action. (Neither the customer or owner were really 'gun people') The conversation went something like this while I was finish hand filing a dovetail on a rifle barrel:
Owner: How much do you think it should cost to drill and tap this rifle for scope mounts?
Me, looking up from what I'm doing: $175 for the receiver reshaping, drill and tapping for mounts, and the mounts.
Customer: That's more than I want to spend; why so much?
Me: The ridge on the receiver has to be milled down and blended into the receiver, then the holes for the scope mount have to be drilled and tapped, and I'll have to shape a set of mounts to fit the receiver.
Owner: Can you think of any cheaper way to do it?
Me: (handing a set of Ruger mounts to the owner) You could sell these to him for $35 and I'll mount them and the scope for nothing and boresight it.
Customer: I'll do that!
Next day I came in for work, there was a sign over my work table that said: Do NOT annoy the crazy person
“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer” ― Douglas Adams
"Keep Off My Grass Or I'll Bust A Cap On Your A*S*S"
"They Should Have De-Nutted When You Were A Baby, Now I'll Have To"
"Do You Have A Pre-Paid Funeral And Plot?"
"Your Trespassing....I Hope You Bought Some Vaseline With You"
" Warning Toxic Waste Found On Premises No Entry Without Protective Gear" with Skull & Crossbones
"Smile, I See You Real Good In My Rifle Scope Cross-Hairs" then paint a reticle and little person silhouetted on the cross hairs on the sign.
Or as a take off on a Clint Eastwood line "Take Another Step On My Property And I'll Make This Your Last Day On Earth"
"Any Last Rites Or Religious Preferences I can Read Over You Today"
These are all funny, but as stated earlier some legal hassles might come up especially if you actually had to shoot a trespasser where legal.
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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What's wrong with Tesla? Mechanical Resonance was a great disk....Saw them open for Def Leppard when Leppard debuted the one armed drummer....
Adam J. McCleod
I'm told that's Buffco's tramp stamp.
Latin spoken here.
Yeah, I had to look it up.
"It WAS an ok name until that a**-munch started winning Grammy's!, why should I change, he's the one who sucks!"......:tooth:
I've suffered the late eighties......my name is Steve, and I'm a dork. It's like Bon Jovi.......you won't admit it with friends around, but everyone started loving Dead or Alive when it was used to intro another show of Deadliest Catch.....back when it was good and there was a chance you might actually see someone die....but we are a sick lot that have watched the Faces of Death VHS videos with great apprehension.
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm, The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm, The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
Nice.
The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctorHe clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The only Latin outside of the scientific/medical field one should know is Semper fidelis and Semper paratus....ya bunch of short-sword skirt-wearing show-offs........:tooth:
― Douglas Adams
Life member of the American Legion, the VFW, the NRA and the Masonic Lodge, retired LEO
Bwahahaha!!!
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
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(It's funnier if you see that the sign maker ran out of room.)
Paul
I saw a wooden sign similar to that, it said "Measure twice, cut onc"
Very funny.
Shooting demonstration anytime you provide the target.
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"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
Owner: How much do you think it should cost to drill and tap this rifle for scope mounts?
Me, looking up from what I'm doing: $175 for the receiver reshaping, drill and tapping for mounts, and the mounts.
Customer: That's more than I want to spend; why so much?
Me: The ridge on the receiver has to be milled down and blended into the receiver, then the holes for the scope mount have to be drilled and tapped, and I'll have to shape a set of mounts to fit the receiver.
Owner: Can you think of any cheaper way to do it?
Me: (handing a set of Ruger mounts to the owner) You could sell these to him for $35 and I'll mount them and the scope for nothing and boresight it.
Customer: I'll do that!
Next day I came in for work, there was a sign over my work table that said: Do NOT annoy the crazy person
― Douglas Adams
We say Post No Bills.............
How about
"Keep Off My Grass Or I'll Bust A Cap On Your A*S*S"
"They Should Have De-Nutted When You Were A Baby, Now I'll Have To"
"Do You Have A Pre-Paid Funeral And Plot?"
"Your Trespassing....I Hope You Bought Some Vaseline With You"
" Warning Toxic Waste Found On Premises No Entry Without Protective Gear" with Skull & Crossbones
"Smile, I See You Real Good In My Rifle Scope Cross-Hairs" then paint a reticle and little person silhouetted on the cross hairs on the sign.
Or as a take off on a Clint Eastwood line "Take Another Step On My Property And I'll Make This Your Last Day On Earth"
"Any Last Rites Or Religious Preferences I can Read Over You Today"
These are all funny, but as stated earlier some legal hassles might come up especially if you actually had to shoot a trespasser where legal.
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
https://www.google.com/search?q=landmine+warning+signs&rlz=1C1CHFX_enUS542US542&es_sm=93&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=tkdHUtfsBc3yyAGHwYCQDQ&ved=0CD4QsAQ&biw=1680&bih=935&dpr=1
this one inside the front porch