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Haven't had a good Troll in awhile.

ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
You know, the kind you toy with and lead on.............then kill.

Been awhile since the last Troll killing. I miss them. Where is Peter? Of that dude from Canada? Or the guy with the daughter sans hearing protection? Where's a good Troll when ya need one??!!
"To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
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  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    Heck, I'd take the dude who was on about .410 shotguns right about now!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    Why can't THIS:

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    guy come back? Remember him?
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Who was that dude?
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Who was that dude?

    Pure awesomeness!

    A Troll Hunter's dream.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Who was that dude?

    I don't remember his name, but he was quite entertaining.

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    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • EliEli Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    I don't remember his name, but he was quite entertaining.


    Yup, rode around with a truck console FULL of guns (literally full) and then got all pissy when folks told him that he was being a bit nutty.
  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    I must have been going to school and not posting much when this guy was around. I can't seem to recall him at all.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • EliEli Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    I must have been going to school and not posting much when this guy was around. I can't seem to recall him at all.

    It was a while ago (maybe a year). IIRC he lived in the Southwest somewhere. He had one story about running a rude Federal SWAT team off of his privately owned shooting range, as well as some other fun tales of amazingness.
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    It was a while ago (maybe a year).

    Longer than that. 2-3 years I'm pretty sure. If not more.
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • JermanatorJermanator Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    It must have been when I was busy with school then. I wouldn't forget someone like that.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    The same one who was a retired LEO and called in his Buds still on the job when he got into trouble?
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • JKPJKP Posts: 2,772 Senior Member
    There is a guy on a boating forum I frequent pretending to be a top secret Navy boat warrior. Says he has the coin to buy a $500k boat after a few years of service.
  • SirGeorgeKillianSirGeorgeKillian Posts: 5,463 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    It was a while ago (maybe a year). IIRC he lived in the Southwest somewhere. He had one story about running a rude Federal SWAT team off of his privately owned shooting range, as well as some other fun tales of amazingness.

    Was the the guy who started a few threads on the same gun and had a a lightly different story as to how he aquired it?
    Unless life also hands you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna suck!
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  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Don't remember him either, Zedimore. Are you sure he wasn't just one of your 'friends'?
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Posts: 14,104 Senior Member
    I remember the guy. He was a wee bit "off" even by our standards.
    Meh.
  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    The same one who was a retired LEO and called in his Buds still on the job when he got into trouble?
    That's him
  • NNNN Posts: 25,236 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    It was a while ago (maybe a year). IIRC he lived in the Southwest somewhere. He had one story about running a rude Federal SWAT team off of his privately owned shooting range, as well as some other fun tales of amazingness.
    ATF I think, lead by a woman; so male chauvinistic pig
    I like his take on that.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Posts: 10,942 Senior Member
    I don't remember any of this either (this would not surprise my wife).......
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • TeachTeach Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Yep, the thought of that guy ever having a badge and a gun in an official capacity was pretty frightening. I have a feeling he was a "legend in his own mind" and the only badge he ever carried was one of those mail-order "Concealed carry" ones! Sam's fictional Mitch King character sounds a lot more believable than he did. He really jumped the shark when he started talking about his pre-teen daughter getting involved in one of his wild scenarios!
    Jerry
  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,869 Senior Member
    Zee wrote: »
    Where's a good Troll when ya need one??!!

    Sacramento. Come take a couple off our hands. We have plenty.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Hey, if you guys get bored I can start being picky about grammar and spelling again, just to fill in till a real troll swings by (or burrows by?) Or I could start a tasty flame war with bream or knite or cali, even though flame wars aren't quite as much fun as picking on trolls.
  • tennmiketennmike Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    I remember that guy. Seem to remember he lived in AZ.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Posts: 14,104 Senior Member
    Snowman or something like that? Arizona Snowman?
    Meh.
  • JKPJKP Posts: 2,772 Senior Member
    samzhere wrote: »
    Hey, if you guys get bored I can start being picky about grammar and spelling again, just to fill in till a real troll swings by (or burrows by?) Or I could start a tasty flame war with bream or knite or cali, even though flame wars aren't quite as much fun as picking on trolls.

    Until - you till a garden.
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Posts: 3,249 Senior Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    I remember that guy. Seem to remember he lived in AZ.

    I remember him, missed out on the whole "troll killing" part. :cuss: He was a real "Gecko" wannabe

    My favorite was the .410 guy. He was really tenacious, lots of fun to smack around the forum.
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    Don't remember him either, Zedimore.

    Meh,you're old. Tis expected.

    :p
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    What is?
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • 5280 shooter II5280 shooter II Posts: 3,923 Senior Member
    I missed out on that guy..........but we need a good troll every now and again........seems they F-up by throwing in ad-links and get stomped quickly........Mueller was a good one......Lazzeroni was a shame, we could've learned a lot from John if he could've keep the promotional mouth shut off.........but I guess that wasn't his way.

    I kinda miss the "guest appearances" too. If I was a media mogul, I would say "hey Craig, spend a week online with a bunch of gun-goofs and we'll pay you for your time.........but spend one week with them to answer all the questions, cause a few hours just isn't enough time."

    Picking on Alphsigmookie doesn't do it anymore. Turns out Chris is actually a good guy and makes sense most of the time now. He's got his thoughts and good research-foo. He comes with a good game and he's a shooter.

    Guess the Dem-idiots have learned to stay away from tolling gun boards unless it's an election year......and the mall-ninjas have gotten killed off.

    Maybe we need to change tactics from piling on to subtle enticement........ya know......lure them in.......THEN gang-bang 'em! :tooth:
    God show's mercy on drunks and dumb animals.........two outa three ain't a bad score!
  • ZeeZee Posts: 28,433 Senior Member
    LMLarsen wrote: »
    What is?


    Exactly!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • Mike WeberMike Weber Posts: 91 Member
    Did this board ever get a Gunkid infestation? I banned him multiple times from other boards and haven't seen him on gunboards since his prison stint for federal gun charges.
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