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  • Clent SchoonoverClent Schoonover Member Posts: 103 Member
    olesniper wrote: »
    rrgh.jpg

    Wow! That looks like my x-wife...
  • Clent SchoonoverClent Schoonover Member Posts: 103 Member
    olesniper wrote: »
    Ok......everybody.........just think about this.........next time you pull a $1 bill out of your wallet..........it might have been in Zorba's G-string. :silly:

    Can it still me excused as a donation to a college fund?
  • TSchubTSchub Senior Member Posts: 783 Senior Member
    Thanks for the answer, and I'll say it's much more simple than I originally thought.

    Another one. It's friday night and you;re getting a pizza, what toppings do you put on it.
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    Zorba wears a g string??? I thought he was a Greek commando...
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 17,638 Senior Member
    olesniper wrote: »
    Ok......everybody.........just think about this.........next time you pull a $1 bill out of your wallet..........it might have been in Zorba's G-string. :silly:


    Thanks a lot....I just set $1200.00 on fire....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • Clent SchoonoverClent Schoonover Member Posts: 103 Member
    TSchub wrote: »
    Thanks for the answer, and I'll say it's much more simple than I originally thought.

    Another one. It's friday night and you;re getting a pizza, what toppings do you put on it.

    It can be done with MUCH less. By many opinions more is better, I am getting older and work smarter not harder...

    Friday night pizza...... HHHHmmmmmm A 4'11" Colombian girl with long black hair and curves...
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    I'm SERIOUSLY kicking you in your sack if we ever meet for making that comment.

    I'll be ready with one of these.

    http://www.mmawarehouse.com/revgear_steel_cup/rev-1043.html?start=8&cgid=groin-protectors

    I will not be Rochambeaued with impunity. I wonder if it come in Asian sizes.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    I'll be ready with one of these.

    http://www.mmawarehouse.com/revgear_steel_cup/rev-1043.html?start=8&cgid=groin-protectors

    I will not be Rochambeaued with impunity. I wonder if it come in Asian sizes.

    Yeah, I wonder if they make one that big?
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 22,429 Senior Member
    It can be done with MUCH less. By many opinions more is better, I am getting older and work smarter not harder...

    Friday night pizza...... HHHHmmmmmm A 4'11" Colombian girl with long black hair and curves...

    Make that a Filipina and I'll have one too!
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,613 Senior Member
    olesniper wrote: »
    Ok......everybody.........just think about this.........next time you pull a $1 bill out of your wallet..........it might have been in Zorba's G-string. :silly:
    It would kinda be hard to even get to said item - there's pants, skirt(s), hipscarves, belts, and all kinds of other "stuff" at the hips on a Belly Dancer. But you're quite right - always wash your hands after handling money - and NEVER put money in your mouth. You don't know where its been...
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • centermass556centermass556 Senior Member Posts: 3,534 Senior Member
    Baby wipes
    Advil
    HKT Knife
    Rations and water for expected time on target (dry Pedialyte packets)
    Kestrel
    Laser Rangefinder
    Garmin
    Communications
    Dope chart
    Small Pad and Pencil
    Thumb tacks
    100 MPH tape
    Sealable large plastic freezer bags
    6’/6’ square of nonmetallic window screen
    15 meters of 550 cord
    PVS14 Pinnacle with TNVC Camera Adapter
    Camera with zoom lenses
    PVS27 with camera mount
    tripod
    A generic book bag

    Sidearm and rifle package of choice with concealment capability

    That is my personal Generic answer.. + or - items based on actual intel.

    If you would have started your list with anything other than Baby wipes (or similiar), I might would have questioned your credibility...:jester:
    "To have really lived, you must have almost died. To those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."
  • Clent SchoonoverClent Schoonover Member Posts: 103 Member
    If you would have started your list with anything other than Baby wipes (or similiar), I might would have questioned your credibility...:jester:

    My wipes are like my ammo, never can have enough and are specific to the mission....
  • bmlbml Senior Member Posts: 1,075 Senior Member
    I will never look at a dollar bill in the same way again.
    scottd wrote: »
    The milk of human kindness is often out dated and curdled.

    This is like watching a bunch or **** trying to hump a door knob.....
  • Clent SchoonoverClent Schoonover Member Posts: 103 Member
    bml wrote: »
    I will never look at a dollar bill in the same way again.

    I am sure Zorba will loan you an outfit to help you get your own dollar bills or at least give you some pointers....
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 25,796 Senior Member
    My wipes are like my ammo, never can have enough and are specific to the mission....

    My circle of acquaintances has determined that the only time it's ok to touch another mans hands is when reaching for ammo.

    From your comparison above, I assume that this applies to wipes as well for you?

    ;-)
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,406 Senior Member
    I am sure Zorba will loan you an outfit to help you get your own dollar bills or at least give you some pointers....

    Now that I would pay good money...... to MAKE CPJ watch!!
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,600 Senior Member
    Thanks Clent. Belly dancer bml is an image I did NOT need in my head. Ever.
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    Now that I would pay good money...... to MAKE CPJ watch!!

    Campfire entertainment at the SE Shoot 2014??? As good as Joe and his sausage?

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,600 Senior Member
    Mental note: quit bringing bratwurst to the SE shoot. They're not be enjoyed as intended.
  • bmlbml Senior Member Posts: 1,075 Senior Member
    Ahhh, I might just have to make a "special" appearance at the campfire....
    scottd wrote: »
    The milk of human kindness is often out dated and curdled.

    This is like watching a bunch or **** trying to hump a door knob.....
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