Ole and Sven

Big Al1Big Al1 Senior MemberPosts: 6,999 Senior Member
Ole is the pastor of the local Norwegian Catholic Church, and Pastor Sven is the minister of the Swedish Lutheran Church across the road.

One day they are seen pounding a sign into the ground, which said:





DA END ISS NEAR!
TURN YERSELF AROUNT NOW
BAFOR IT ISS TOO
LATE!



As a car speeds past them, the driver leans out his window and yells,
"Leave people alone, you Skandihoovian religious nuts!"

From the curve, they hear screeching tires and a big splash.
Shaking his head, Rev. Ole says, "Dat's da terd one dis mornin'."

"Yaa," Pastor Sven agrees, then asks,
"Do ya tink maybe da sign should yust say,

“BRIDGE OUT” ?

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,978 Senior Member
    :roll2:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: Yumpin yimminys!
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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,802 Senior Member
    Now that there's funny I don't care who ya are!
    :silly::worthy::rotflmao::spittingcoffee::roll2::rotflmao::tooth::jester::roll2:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 8,525 Senior Member
    snake284 wrote: »
    Now that there's funny I don't care who ya are!
    :silly::worthy::rotflmao::spittingcoffee::roll2::rotflmao::tooth::jester::roll2:

    :that:
    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 4,487 Senior Member
    OK, I'll add one to the list,

    Ole died in a car wreck, his face was to messed up to I.D. him
    so the coroner called in Sven and Lars to I.D. the body
    Sven goes in first and says " cant tell by the face turn him over so I can see his butt "
    the coroner turns him over and Sven says " nope that's not him "
    then Lars comes in and tells the coroner the same thing and says " nope that aint him"
    the coroner asks them why they needed to see his butt
    Sven tells him " cause every time we go to the bar, the owner says here comes the guy with 2 s "

    Having lived in Minn. & Wisc. you learn a lot of Ole jokes

    JAY
    THE DEFINITION OF GUN CONTROL IS HITTING THE TARGET WITH YOUR FIRST SHOT
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