There's always room for Jello....

olesniperolesniper Senior MemberPosts: 3,739 Senior Member
Jello?
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 9,459 Senior Member
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    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    So, she just payed there like a dead cow huh?
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,261 Senior Member
    Good grief! Couldn't those perverts find a stump-broke cow?
    :roll:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
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  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    What flavor Jello?
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • DurangoKidDurangoKid Member Posts: 183 Member
    Is Jello a controlled substance? It should be.
  • shootbrownelkshootbrownelk Senior Member Posts: 2,017 Senior Member
    I guess some guys just can't get a date. After seeing those 2 mugs, it's no wonder she commited suicide.
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,726 Senior Member
    Their parents must be so proud right about now....
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,702 Senior Member
    Don't you guys have sheep................:uhm:
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 10,726 Senior Member
    orchidman wrote: »
    Don't you guys have sheep................:uhm:

    The sheep thing has been overdone by the Australians, according to a NZ news report, people have moved on.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 10,054 Senior Member
    I can see that guy in jail talking among the prison population: First guy, "I'm here for armed robbery." Second guy, "I'm in for killing a guy. What about you?"

    "Well, there was this cow...".
    Not too many problems you can't fix
    With a 1911 and a 30-06
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 10,054 Senior Member
    So, she just payed there like a dead cow huh?

    She just wasn't in the moooooood.
    Not too many problems you can't fix
    With a 1911 and a 30-06
  • horselipshorselips Senior Member Posts: 3,624 Senior Member
    Male sexuality is a very complex thing.
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,739 Senior Member
    Guess she didn't like someone horning in on her priva...........cy...........privacy.......yeah, that's it.......privacy.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    This crime is udderly shameful.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • DurangoKidDurangoKid Member Posts: 183 Member
    I can see the next Sexual Revolution coming to America. In the 1870s men went on long cattle drives. In 2014 we have men driving it long into cattle. I am sure the Liberals will want to allow marriage between a man and his special "MOOoo!!".
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,352 Senior Member
    Beef. It's what's for....lovin'?? :uhm:


    Anybody want to take a bet that alcohol was involved? :beer:



    Anybody?
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,651 Senior Member
    This is from the Onion yes? Please say it is.
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,245 Senior Member
    So, you are saying it is a load of bull?
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,352 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Nope. Not a bit. This was planned. You just don't hump a cow and have somebody film it without prior preparation.


    I'm still not sure, but it sounds like you've really given this some thought. :tooth:


    Back to the Jello. What do you think the bovine boinker's 'thought' process was? Doing a cow would be weird without covering yourself in Jello?
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 15,053 Senior Member
    Here is the real story. Bad enough...
    http://wtnh.com/2014/02/25/school-worker-accused-sex-cow/
  • olesniperolesniper Senior Member Posts: 3,739 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Charolais you can't be serious.



    Yes I am...........and don't call me Charolais.
    Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: For I carry a .308 and not a .270
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,982 Senior Member
    Dang, one of them fruitcakes looks like he had a "Cowlick" and I hear the police found a couple Slo Pokes in his pocket :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • JLDickmonJLDickmon Senior Member Posts: 1,726 Senior Member
    I...... got nuthin.
    Nope. Nuthin'.
    Never laugh at your wife's choices.
    You are one of them.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    I just call this a mildly entertaining Saturday night.
  • MississippiBoyMississippiBoy Senior Member Posts: 819 Senior Member
    Well, the cow was already horny, he was just taking care of her needs. But I bet the cameraman really hoofed it when the news crew showed up. He's probably glad the farmer didn't find them first, or he'd be pushing up daisies.
  • BAMAAKBAMAAK Senior Member Posts: 4,260 Senior Member
    This is BULL. I'd STEAK my life on the other guy getting some TAIL as well. Shared bovine love, it's what's for dinner.

    Chick Fil A could probably make some great ads for this. EAT MORE CHICKIN, NOBODY HAS TRIED TO SCREW THEM.
    "He only earns his freedom and his life Who takes them every day by storm."

    -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, German writer and politician
  • MississippiBoyMississippiBoy Senior Member Posts: 819 Senior Member
    BAMAAK wrote: »
    This is BULL. I'd STEAK my life on the other guy getting some TAIL as well. Shared bovine love, it's what's for dinner.

    Chick Fil A could probably make some great ads for this. EAT MORE CHICKIN, NOBODY HAS TRIED TO SCREW THEM.

    Ummm, you've met Buffy, right? :buff::buff2:
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,245 Senior Member
    I herd this kind of behavior is on the rise.
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,774 Senior Member
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    Tell me I'm not the only one who knows the story about Mr. Hands and the city of Enumclaw, Washington.
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