There's always room for Jello....

olesniper

Jello?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuwOprWY5XQ

jbp-ohio

Farm Boy Deuce

So, she just payed there like a dead cow huh?

Teach

Good grief! Couldn't those perverts find a stump-broke cow?
:roll:
Jerry

Slanteyedshootist

What flavor Jello?

DurangoKid

Is Jello a controlled substance? It should be.

shootbrownelk

I guess some guys just can't get a date. After seeing those 2 mugs, it's no wonder she commited suicide.

CHIRO1989

Their parents must be so proud right about now....

orchidman

Don't you guys have sheep................:uhm:

CHIRO1989

orchidman wrote: »

Don't you guys have sheep................:uhm:

The sheep thing has been overdone by the Australians, according to a NZ news report, people have moved on.

Gene L

I can see that guy in jail talking among the prison population: First guy, "I'm here for armed robbery." Second guy, "I'm in for killing a guy. What about you?"

"Well, there was this cow...".

Gene L

Farm Boy Deuce wrote: »

So, she just payed there like a dead cow huh?

She just wasn't in the moooooood.

horselips

Male sexuality is a very complex thing.

olesniper

Guess she didn't like someone horning in on her priva...........cy...........privacy.......yeah, that's it.......privacy.

Slanteyedshootist

This crime is udderly shameful.

DurangoKid

I can see the next Sexual Revolution coming to America. In the 1870s men went on long cattle drives. In 2014 we have men driving it long into cattle. I am sure the Liberals will want to allow marriage between a man and his special "MOOoo!!".

coolgunguy

Beef. It's what's for....lovin'?? :uhm:


Anybody want to take a bet that alcohol was involved? :beer:



Anybody?

Buford

This is from the Onion yes? Please say it is.

KSU Firefighter

So, you are saying it is a load of bull?

coolgunguy

cpj wrote: »

Nope. Not a bit. This was planned. You just don't hump a cow and have somebody film it without prior preparation.

I'm still not sure, but it sounds like you've really given this some thought. :tooth:


Back to the Jello. What do you think the bovine boinker's 'thought' process was? Doing a cow would be weird without covering yourself in Jello?

Jermanator

Here is the real story. Bad enough...
http://wtnh.com/2014/02/25/school-worker-accused-sex-cow/

olesniper

cpj wrote: »

Charolais you can't be serious.

Yes I am...........and don't call me Charolais.

Big Chief

Dang, one of them fruitcakes looks like he had a "Cowlick" and I hear the police found a couple Slo Pokes in his pocket :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

JLDickmon

I...... got nuthin.
Nope. Nuthin'.

Buffco

I just call this a mildly entertaining Saturday night.

MississippiBoy

Well, the cow was already horny, he was just taking care of her needs. But I bet the cameraman really hoofed it when the news crew showed up. He's probably glad the farmer didn't find them first, or he'd be pushing up daisies.

BAMAAK

This is BULL. I'd STEAK my life on the other guy getting some TAIL as well. Shared bovine love, it's what's for dinner.

Chick Fil A could probably make some great ads for this. EAT MORE CHICKIN, NOBODY HAS TRIED TO SCREW THEM.

MississippiBoy

BAMAAK wrote: »

This is BULL. I'd STEAK my life on the other guy getting some TAIL as well. Shared bovine love, it's what's for dinner.

Chick Fil A could probably make some great ads for this. EAT MORE CHICKIN, NOBODY HAS TRIED TO SCREW THEM.

Ummm, you've met Buffy, right? :buff::buff2:

KSU Firefighter

I herd this kind of behavior is on the rise.

tennmike

Horses seem to be a popular object of love, too. Pony up, Texas and FL!

http://digitaljournal.com/article/334547

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/06/cirilo-castillo-horse-sex-twice-same_n_3554312.html

Buffco

Tell me I'm not the only one who knows the story about Mr. Hands and the city of Enumclaw, Washington.