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How I lost my teeth ...

bhl2506bhl2506 Senior MemberPosts: 2,027 Senior Member
I was in the Mint Bar last night, while standing at the bar waiting for a Tito's and Red Bull, a butt fugly big ol' heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the ***.
She said , "Hey sexy, how bout giving me your number."
I looked at her and asked , "Have you got a pen ?"
She replied, "I sure do."
I said, "You better get back in it before the rancher notices you're missing."

My dental surgery is Monday ...
Refusing to conform to the left wing mantra of political correctness by insisting on telling the truth does not make you a loud mouth.


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