When I emigrate to the USA I want to get a job as a............

orchidmanorchidman Senior MemberPosts: 7,731 Senior Member
Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    I thought you wanted to go FBI.....Female Body Inspector :tooth:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,419 Senior Member
    I always wanted to be a quality control inspector at the Mustang Ranch in Nevada but the government seized it for taxes. Then they went broke trying to run it to recoup the tax lien. A government that can't make a profit selling booze and sex- - - -and they want to run the health care industry?
    :roll2:
    Jerry
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,967 Senior Member
    :popcorn:
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  • horselipshorselips Senior Member Posts: 3,626 Senior Member
    I'd settle for being a counselor at a teenage nudist vacation Bible school. Nice summer job.
  • EliEli Senior Member Posts: 3,074 Senior Member
    horselips wrote: »
    I'd settle for being a counselor at a teenage nudist vacation Bible school. Nice summer job.


    That maybe should've stayed an inside thought.
  • USUFBUSUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member
    Sorry orchidman, I've already accepted the job as jiggle test examiner. We do, however, have a similar postion available for the powderpuff cheerleaders, if you're still interested.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
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  • horselipshorselips Senior Member Posts: 3,626 Senior Member
    Eli wrote: »
    That maybe should've stayed an inside thought.

    Do I have to sell my basketball team?
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    horselips wrote: »
    Do I have to sell my basketball team?

    Now THAT'S great!

    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
  • terminator012terminator012 Senior Member Posts: 3,922 Senior Member
    Sorry. I had you figured as a Proctologist.:tooth:
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,458 Senior Member
    horselips wrote: »
    Do I have to sell my basketball team?
    samzhere wrote: »
    Now THAT'S great!


    :that::spittingcoffee:
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  • HAWKENHAWKEN Senior Member Posts: 1,688 Senior Member
    Sorry. I had you figured as a Proctologist.:tooth:

    I am not a proctologist, but I know an a**hole when I see one...........Robin
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  • RivernymphRivernymph Member Posts: 80 Member
    mermaid.
    I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him, either. --Annie Oakley
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