Out for a walk!!

Big Al1Big Al1 Senior MemberPosts: 7,052 Senior Member
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day.

As they walk, they come across a sign:

"Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
"Well, how'd ya do?
" First Place ," said Snow White.


They continue walking and they see a sign:


"Contest for the strongest man in the world."
"I'm entering," says Superman.
After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
" First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"


They continue walking when they see a sign:
"Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
Pinocchio says "this is mine."
Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
"What happened?" they asked.



"Who the hell is Obama?

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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,855 Senior Member
    Big Al1 wrote: »
    Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one Day.

    As they walk, they come across a sign:

    "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
    "I am entering" said Snow White.
    After half an hour she comes out and they ask her,
    "Well, how'd ya do?
    " First Place ," said Snow White.


    They continue walking and they see a sign:


    "Contest for the strongest man in the world."
    "I'm entering," says Superman.
    After half an hour he returns and they ask him, "How did you make out?"
    " First Place ," answers Superman. "Did you ever doubt?"


    They continue walking when they see a sign:
    "Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?"
    Pinocchio says "this is mine."
    Half an hour later, he returns with tears in his eyes.
    "What happened?" they asked.



    "Who the hell is Obama?

    Yeah but at least Obama's nose doesn't grow and give him away, :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:
    It would be nice if that would happen though, so these kids these days would see what a silver tongue devil he is.
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 26,106 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: Didn't see that one coming!
    If the U.S. Congress was put in charge of the Sahara Desert, there would be a shortage of sand in under six months.



  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,968 Senior Member
    :uhm:
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • JeeperJeeper Senior Member Posts: 2,952 Senior Member
    :spittingcoffee: :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :beer::beer:

    Shared with all my friends!

    Luis
    Wielding the Hammer of Thor first requires you to lift and carry the Hammer of Thor. - Bigslug
  • SlanteyedshootistSlanteyedshootist Senior Member Posts: 3,947 Senior Member
    :roll2::roll2::roll2::roll2::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:

    Tears in my eyes, can't breathe, stomach cramps.
    The answer to 1984 is 1776
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::spittingcoffee::spittingcoffee:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • 10 AC10 AC Member Posts: 309 Member
    :rotflmao:
    Teach
    If you don't have a C&R FFL,you really need to consider getting one----it's a license to spend money, though.
  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 8,669 Senior Member
    This fits right in with his reply to why Eric Shinseki resigned. He had the audacity to say that he needs someone who will work on VAproblims 24/7.
    It looks to me like he is getting rid of all the old Generals that could be a threat to him.
    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • sgtrock21sgtrock21 Senior Member Posts: 1,609 Senior Member
    Diver43 wrote: »
    This fits right in with his reply to why Eric Shinseki resigned. He had the audacity to say that he needs someone who will work on VAproblims 24/7.
    It looks to me like he is getting rid of all the old Generals that could be a threat to him.
    Isn't that a classic tactic of Hitler, Stalin, and most other dictators?
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