American Student Rescued in Germany...

Jermanator

from a giant vagina....

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jun/23/us-student-rescued-giant-vagina-sculpture-germany

Jermanator

I am betting that after the rescue, he felt reborn.

olesniper

BUFFY..........NO!........don't go there.

PFD

"Police confirmed that the firefighters turned midwives delivered the student "by hand and without the application of tools."

I wonder if they lubed him up with KY Jelly to assist in the extraction?

Next.

PFD

olesniper wrote: »

BUFFY..........NO!........don't go there.

Buffy?

It's Pierre that I'm worried about.

I can hear his brain turbine powering up from across the ocean.

Jermanator

I can't stop laughing at the photo from before he was rescued...

CHIRO1989

His parents must be quite proud of him right about now.

PFD

:rotflmao: Are you sure that's not a picture from Kim Kardashians last OB/Gyn visit?

Jermanator wrote: »

I can't stop laughing at the photo from before he was rescued...

Big Chief

Yodel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.......................You're supposed to go to the Alps to Yodel :rotflmao:

Farm Boy Deuce

What a tool.

Big Chief

This story just CRACKS me up!

KSU Firefighter

"Hey Fred, did you get any while in Germany?"

"Up to my ears!"

Razorbacker

Two old sayings come to mind
1.) : A hotdog down a hallway.
2.) : We spend the first 9 months trying to get out and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.

zorba

Ya can't make this stuff up!

bullsi1911

http://misguidedchildren.com/humor/2014/06/breaking-news-a-vagina-swallows-a-man/24247

The sculpture is over ten feet tall and weighs approximately thirty tons, easily eclipsing the numbers of the previous world’s largest vagina: Ashton Kutcher.

SirGeorgeKillian

It's like a real life Venus Fly Trap....