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Your work place jargon is now your dirty bedroom talk

BuffcoBuffco Senior MemberPosts: 6,243 Senior Member
in Clubhouse #1
What do you say?
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 23,889 Senior Member
    #2
    Is Hogan your leader?
    A Veteran is someone that served in the Military, it does not matter where they served.
  • USUFBUSUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member
    #3
    Well, if you're an adult film star, that has always been the case.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
    NRA Life Member
  • USUFBUSUFB Senior Member Posts: 830 Senior Member
    #4
    Actually, now that I think about it... making sure the lube content is high enough before tripping in the hole. Drilling ahead, pumping sweeps to make sure the hole is clean.

    Eh, that works.

    ETA: looks we're going to be drilling all night.

    Yeah, this works.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
    NRA Life Member
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,727 Senior Member
    #5
    Running this test is going to take at least four hours so you might as well get comfortable.
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    #6
    We are all out of lube.
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    #7
    I'm going to void your warranty.
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,540 Senior Member
    #8
    That box temp is a little high.
    snake284 wrote: »
    For my point of view, cpj is a lot like me
    .
  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,788 Senior Member
    #9
    I need to slip this disc into your drive and spin it.

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • MississippiBoyMississippiBoy Senior Member Posts: 819 Senior Member
    #10
    No, he can't come to the phone right now. He's in the back loading somebody up.
    Is that going in the front, or the back?
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,202 Senior Member
    #11
    I'm going to populate this slot.

    Take that jack off.

    ETA: I'm surprised that last one got past the censor?
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 25,727 Senior Member
    #12
    Last one out of the pipe shaft bring the O2 meter with you. :silly:
    Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.


  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,662 Senior Member
    #13
    Some very impressive return on investment.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,978 Senior Member
    #14
    It's Payday

    Hump Day
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    #15
    There's the problem... there's an unwanted period right in the middle of that code.

    (Not mine but I had to share)
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,244 Senior Member
    #16
    I am going to throw the stick at that corner.
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,347 Senior Member
    #17
    After straightening, pounding, pulling and filling, they are primed and ready to finish.
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    #18
    Buffco wrote: »
    What do you say?

    I say, "I don't understand the thread title." Am I supposed to talk dirty at work and in the bedroom? Use the same words, such as "autogenerate a table of contents" or "convert that to PDF"?
    Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 14,829 Senior Member
    #19
    "Come out and watch the rut at the refuge!"
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    #20
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    "Come out and watch the rut at the refuge!"
    :roll2:
  • KSU FirefighterKSU Firefighter Senior Member Posts: 3,244 Senior Member
    #21
    Well, this is going to be a hot one. Better lay the large diameter hose.
    The fire service needs a "culture of extinguishment not safety" Ray McCormack FDNY
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    #22
    Will you take it if I give you 5% off?
  • timctimc Senior Member Posts: 6,583 Senior Member
    #23
    As soon as you get it hot enough, tap it out!

    Negative strip time is important so make sure you have the right stroke.
    timc - formerly known as timc on the last G&A forum and timc on the G&A forum before that and the G&A forum before that.....
    AKA: Former Founding Member
  • jbohiojbohio Senior Member Posts: 5,499 Senior Member
    #24
    I'm gonna lay a 12" pipe in that ditch.

    Gonna fill in that borrow pit.
  • JLDickmonJLDickmon Senior Member Posts: 1,726 Senior Member
    #25
    "make sure you lube that rod before returning it to service"

    "let me get the large wand"

    "the best wipe at any speed"
    Never laugh at your wife's choices.
    You are one of them.
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 9,451 Senior Member
    #26
    jbohio wrote: »
    I'm gonna lay a 12" pipe in that ditch.

    Gonna fill in that borrow pit.

    Thought yours would be, "Do it on your back hoe!"
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • gatorgator Senior Member Posts: 1,689 Senior Member
    #27
    The school bus driver in me says..................Aw I got nuthin (at least nuthin that won't get me arrested)
    USMC 80-84
    -96 lbs
  • centermass556centermass556 Senior Member Posts: 3,508 Senior Member
    #28
    I can put long haul comms anywhere you want

    All you have to do is put the twisted pair in the right spot on the box and you'll be good to go

    We're going on a long hard hump. It will most likely be all night.

    Hey I can hump any load, any where, any time
    "To have really lived, you must have almost died. To those who have fought for it, freedom has a flavor the protected will never know."
  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,698 Senior Member
    #29
    ' I've been 'packing flowers' all day.'
    That stem is not stiff enough.........
    Let me put my stem in that box.......
    When grading, you must have at least 12 inches of stem before you get to the head........
    Under the phytosanitary rules, foreign matter in boxes is a serious breach!!!
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Senior Member Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    #30
    Help run this straight pipe through that hole.
    Give that pecker head a thorough inspection.
    Let me tap this hole.
    The contacts are clapping hard.
    That fuse is blown.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 15,045 Senior Member
    #31
    I need you guys to get over here and finish this job...

    I will make sure we use 1 1/2" on the plumbing.

    ...hey now! I don't like this thread topic Buffy!!!
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