Your work place jargon is now your dirty bedroom talk

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  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 7,697 Senior Member
    'Once I have filled all those boxes, you can take them to the airport'

    ' Mark that box triple A grade, fumigate it, then seal it up. Its going to the USA.'
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • BuffcoBuffco Senior Member Posts: 6,243 Senior Member
    Jermanator wrote: »
    I need you guys to get over here and finish this job...

    I will make sure we use 1 1/2" on the plumbing.

    ...hey now! I don't like this thread topic Buffy!!!
    Haha. All day at work, this will be running through your mind.
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,661 Senior Member
    Make sure to fill the pipeline early.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    (IBTL)
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    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • pardogpardog Member Posts: 423 Member
    We need to increase our penetration rate
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,661 Senior Member
    pardog wrote: »
    We need to increase our penetration rate

    …and go deeper with your customers
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 4,422 Senior Member
    Don't have a large enough end mill. Gonna have to interpolate this hole.
    Decisions have consequences, not everything in life gets an automatic mulligan.
    KSU Firefighter
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,347 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Said today by me

    "I'm gonna beat this thing with a hammer!"



    I didn't say "thing", rather two words. The first of which was "mother".


    Technically, that's a single compound word. Ask Sam. He'll conjugate your dangling participle!
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,347 Senior Member
    Okay, I guess I can see that. Dig the Shaft reference...very timely! :tooth:


    How is the thumb?:up:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • waipapa13waipapa13 Senior Member Posts: 696 Senior Member
    Make sure you've got release agent on that thing, make sure you nutted all those wings, jack off that mold first.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,253 Senior Member
    "Welders do it in all positions!"
    :jester:
    Jerry
    Hide and wail in terror, Eloi- - - -We Morlocks are on the hunt!
    ASK-HOLE Someone who asks for advice and always does something opposite
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,202 Senior Member
    Linefinder wrote: »
    Don't have a large enough end mill. Gonna have to interpolate this hole.

    Well there's something every woman wants to hear. :tooth:
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,978 Senior Member
    Guys who worked around Nuclear Missiles/Warheads, like we used to say:

    "Everybody Likes a Little Nukey"
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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