Prayer overheard in church

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 6,482 Senior Member
A sweet, elderly lady offered the following prayer. It was overheard by a friend.

Dear Lord,

in the past year, you have taken my favorite actor, James Garner.

You have taken my favorite actress, Lauren Bacall.

You have taken my favorite author, Tom Clancy.

For future reference, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.

Amen.
Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • snake284snake284 Senior Member Posts: 21,803 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    A sweet, elderly lady offered the following prayer. It was overheard by a friend.

    Dear Lord,

    in the past year, you have taken my favorite actor, James Garner.

    You have taken my favorite actress, Lauren Bacall.

    You have taken my favorite author, Tom Clancy.

    For future reference, my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton.

    Amen.[/QUOTE

    :rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :roll2::roll2::roll2: :tooth:
    Daddy, what's an enabler?
    Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,985 Senior Member
    :roll2::roll2::roll2::rotflmao::rotflmao:

    Glad to see a few jokes get posted lately, brightens the joint up a little!
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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