songs for the season

VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior MemberPosts: 6,532 Senior Member

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  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 7,041 Senior Member
    Spare me your poo-kickin' country. I give you:

    THE SONG OF THE SKUNKED (I wonder if the Buffalo Springfield would approve. . .)

    There’s nothin’ happenin’ here.
    Why that is ain’t exactly clear.
    I’m just a man with his gun sittin’ here.
    Wonderin’ “where in the hell are the deer”.

    Maybe it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.
    Let’s go find a burger in town.

    What a great day for the hunt.
    I’d hang my tag on any buck – even a runt.
    But I can’t seem to pull off this stunt.
    Should I just fall back and punt?

    I think it’s time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.
    Let’s go find a burger in town.

    My eyelids are starting to droop.
    Maybe I should get up and snoop.
    The herd came through here in a troop,
    And left me nothin’. . . to find. . .but tracks and poop.

    It’s about time we stop – Hey! Clear that round.
    Let’s go find a burger in town.


    The deer just sit back and scoff.
    While we go out and freeze our nuts off.
    I think that I’m comin’ down with a cough
    Just shuddup barkeep, and top this bourbon off!

    It’s past time we stop – Hey! Clear that round
    Let’s go find a burger in town.

    (Composed while sitting very still, for a very long time last fall - this one ain't been any better)
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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