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  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    Old curmudgeons in T-Birds :tooth:

    He said as he was passed in a blur by the Great White.
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Rivernymph wrote: »
    Buffy,
    I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.

    Amazingly, my girlfriend is an excellent driver. When she's driving I don't cringe or shudder, which is a good indicator. Now my Mom? Panic city. My Dad was always very reluctant to ride with her.

    Back a zillion years ago, when I was married, my wife was an okay driver but she was also one of those hyper-reactive drivers, who'd dodge or flinch noticeably while driving. So to counter this, I'd mess with her head when I drive. I'd wear dark wraparound sunglasses and use my peripheral vision to see things, and not turn my head or make the slightest move as I drove. So my wife was always flinching and gasping and whatever while I drove totally impassive. Drove her nuts. heh heh
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Rivernymph wrote: »
    Buffy,
    I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.

    Run Forrest Run er....Run Buffy Run............:tooth: :roll2::roll2::roll2:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • RivernymphRivernymph Posts: 80 Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Rivernymph,

    Please accept my apologies. Stick around here awhile and you'll see most everything I post is tongue in cheek. I'm not worth getting insulted BY.

    Buffy,
    I wasn't insulted in the least! I was just trying to stir things up a bit and thought you'd be impressed by my driving skills. BTW - I've seen pictures of you and the chicken. Using it as a screen saver, actually.
    I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him, either. --Annie Oakley
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    Rivernymph wrote: »
    Buffy,
    I wasn't insulted in the least! I was just trying to stir things up a bit and thought you'd be impressed by my driving skills. BTW - I've seen pictures of you and the chicken. Using it as a screen saver, actually.
    Well in that case....

    What are you doing out of the kitchen?

    :tooth:
  • breamfisherbreamfisher Posts: 14,104 Senior Member
    Rivernymph wrote: »
    Buffy,
    I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
    In Buffco's defense, there's a lot of things that could go up his butt and he'd never feel it...
    Meh.
  • KENFU1911KENFU1911 Posts: 1,052 Senior Member
    In Buffco's defense, there's a lot of things that could go up his butt and he'd never feel it...

    :spittingcoffee: Now I have to dry the keyboard and get another beer.........
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    In Buffco's defense, there's a lot of things that could go up his butt and he'd never feel it...

    You may touch bottom but you wont stretch the sides.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • BuffcoBuffco Posts: 6,244 Senior Member
    You may touch bottom but you wont stretch the sides.
    Kinda telling on yourself there aintcha?
  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,286 Senior Member
    :popcorn::fan::popcorn:

    You're a brave one there, Chris!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • dlkdlk Posts: 419 Member
    pjames777 wrote: »
    I've found that every make I drive has a nut behind the steering wheel!

    FIFY
    STEALTH COMPETENT

    I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
  • dlkdlk Posts: 419 Member
    rivernymph wrote: »
    buffy,
    i'm a woman and i could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
    women drivers....no survivors!
    STEALTH COMPETENT

    I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
  • BigslugBigslug Posts: 9,868 Senior Member
    Of course there was a poll somewhere where 70% of those interviewed considered themselves "above average" drivers. . .AKA - Legends in their own minds.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • Farm Boy DeuceFarm Boy Deuce Posts: 6,083 Senior Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Kinda telling on yourself there aintcha?

    Working for Uncle Sugar will get you that way.
    I am afraid we forget sometime that the basic and simple things brings us the most pleasure.
    Dad 5-31-13
  • RivernymphRivernymph Posts: 80 Member
    Buffco wrote: »
    Well in that case....

    What are you doing out of the kitchen?

    :tooth:
    My talents lie elsewhere.
    I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him, either. --Annie Oakley
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    KENFU1911 wrote: »
    :spittingcoffee: Now I have to dry the keyboard and get another beer.........

    As one river delta said to the other, "My sediments exactly."
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Posts: 7,927 Senior Member
    bullsi1911 wrote: »
    I have found that there is an inverse proportion of intelligence to the amount of bumperstickers on the back of the car.


    (BTW, I have been behind THAT VERY CAR in traffic.)
    Especially the ones with Obama stickers on it. Art Car....Pffffft
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Hummers :devil:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Posts: 10,942 Senior Member
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    My wife is reading this thread and just asked for your address...

    Give her the address Chief. A woman driving a Hummer? According to this thread, she'll never make it to your house anyway...... ;)
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • TeachTeach Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    Speaking of mistakes- - - - - -

    OOPS_.jpg

    :roll:
    Jerry
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Right to vote, right to drive, jobs outside of the kitchen etc. now women gotta be all uppity.

    Man, you and a couple others here? You guys are really riding the line. Hope you love your dog because you'll be sleeping with the canines for a while, ha ha.
  • NomadacNomadac Posts: 902 Senior Member
    In my area Buicks with handicap plates especially in parking lots. Buicks have been the most popular cars for GM sales to old people.
  • zorbazorba Posts: 25,286 Senior Member
    samzhere wrote: »
    Man, you and a couple others here? You guys are really riding the line. Hope you love your dog because you'll be sleeping with the canines for a while, ha ha.

    Better than sleeping with the fishes!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • Vic's ViewpointVic's Viewpoint Posts: 1,221 Senior Member
    Yep, in my experience it's always been Volvos, VW microbuses, VW Beetles. My main complaint with Buicks is they're always being driven slow slow slow, but otherwise inoffensively, at least around here.
    Member formerly known as "vlafrank."
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Posts: 6,637 Senior Member
    Yep, in my experience it's always been Volvos, VW microbuses, VW Beetles. My main complaint with Buicks is they're always being driven slow slow slow in the passing lane with the turn signal constantly on, but otherwise inoffensively...at least until they try to park.

    FIFY :tooth:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
    Around here it's Honda CR-Vs and Dodge Ram 2500s.

    Oh wait, that's what I drive.

    Never mind.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • samzheresamzhere Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo wrote: »
    Around here it's Honda CR-Vs and Dodge Ram 2500s.

    Oh wait, that's what I drive.

    Never mind.

    Yeah. Reminds me of the time I got all irritated at the guy who was tailgating me till I realized I was looking at myself in the rear view mirror.

    Hey, it could happen!
  • USUFBUSUFB Posts: 830 Senior Member
    It seems like every time I'm behind a KIA Soul (small SUVish thing), it is in the left lane, going 5-10 under the speed limit. The driver is always a young woman, <25, texting.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
    NRA Life Member
  • USUFBUSUFB Posts: 830 Senior Member
    Jayhawker wrote: »
    2. Anything driven by a blonde with her hair up in a pony tail sticking through the back of a baseball cap....

    Personally, I like that look on a woman.
    Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
    NRA Life Member
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