Buffy,
I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
Amazingly, my girlfriend is an excellent driver. When she's driving I don't cringe or shudder, which is a good indicator. Now my Mom? Panic city. My Dad was always very reluctant to ride with her.
Back a zillion years ago, when I was married, my wife was an okay driver but she was also one of those hyper-reactive drivers, who'd dodge or flinch noticeably while driving. So to counter this, I'd mess with her head when I drive. I'd wear dark wraparound sunglasses and use my peripheral vision to see things, and not turn my head or make the slightest move as I drove. So my wife was always flinching and gasping and whatever while I drove totally impassive. Drove her nuts. heh heh
Buffy,
I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
Run Forrest Run er....Run Buffy Run............:tooth: :roll2::roll2::roll2:
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Please accept my apologies. Stick around here awhile and you'll see most everything I post is tongue in cheek. I'm not worth getting insulted BY.
Buffy,
I wasn't insulted in the least! I was just trying to stir things up a bit and thought you'd be impressed by my driving skills. BTW - I've seen pictures of you and the chicken. Using it as a screen saver, actually.
I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot him, either. --Annie Oakley
Buffy,
I wasn't insulted in the least! I was just trying to stir things up a bit and thought you'd be impressed by my driving skills. BTW - I've seen pictures of you and the chicken. Using it as a screen saver, actually.
Buffy,
I'm a woman and I could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
In Buffco's defense, there's a lot of things that could go up his butt and he'd never feel it...
buffy,
i'm a woman and i could drive an ambulance up your ass and you'd never feel it. I know there aren't too many of us females on here to insult, but there are a few and one of us, trust me, knows how to drive.
women drivers....no survivors!
STEALTH COMPETENT
I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
Of course there was a poll somewhere where 70% of those interviewed considered themselves "above average" drivers. . .AKA - Legends in their own minds.
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Right to vote, right to drive, jobs outside of the kitchen etc. now women gotta be all uppity.
Man, you and a couple others here? You guys are really riding the line. Hope you love your dog because you'll be sleeping with the canines for a while, ha ha.
Man, you and a couple others here? You guys are really riding the line. Hope you love your dog because you'll be sleeping with the canines for a while, ha ha.
Better than sleeping with the fishes!
-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"
"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
Yep, in my experience it's always been Volvos, VW microbuses, VW Beetles. My main complaint with Buicks is they're always being driven slow slow slow, but otherwise inoffensively, at least around here.
Yep, in my experience it's always been Volvos, VW microbuses, VW Beetles. My main complaint with Buicks is they're always being driven slow slow slow in the passing lane with the turn signal constantly on, but otherwise inoffensively...at least until they try to park.
FIFY :tooth:
"Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
George Carlin
It seems like every time I'm behind a KIA Soul (small SUVish thing), it is in the left lane, going 5-10 under the speed limit. The driver is always a young woman, <25, texting.
Sometimes, I lie awake in bed at night wondering "Why the heck can't I fall asleep?"
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He said as he was passed in a blur by the Great White.
Amazingly, my girlfriend is an excellent driver. When she's driving I don't cringe or shudder, which is a good indicator. Now my Mom? Panic city. My Dad was always very reluctant to ride with her.
Back a zillion years ago, when I was married, my wife was an okay driver but she was also one of those hyper-reactive drivers, who'd dodge or flinch noticeably while driving. So to counter this, I'd mess with her head when I drive. I'd wear dark wraparound sunglasses and use my peripheral vision to see things, and not turn my head or make the slightest move as I drove. So my wife was always flinching and gasping and whatever while I drove totally impassive. Drove her nuts. heh heh
Run Forrest Run er....Run Buffy Run............:tooth: :roll2::roll2::roll2:
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Buffy,
I wasn't insulted in the least! I was just trying to stir things up a bit and thought you'd be impressed by my driving skills. BTW - I've seen pictures of you and the chicken. Using it as a screen saver, actually.
What are you doing out of the kitchen?
:tooth:
:spittingcoffee: Now I have to dry the keyboard and get another beer.........
You may touch bottom but you wont stretch the sides.
Dad 5-31-13
You're a brave one there, Chris!
FIFY
I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
I know what I'm doing, it just doesn't look like it.
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
http://video.foxnews.com/v/3852589276001/drifting-driver-causes-head-on-collision/?intcmp=obnetwork#sp=show-clips
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Working for Uncle Sugar will get you that way.
Dad 5-31-13
As one river delta said to the other, "My sediments exactly."
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Give her the address Chief. A woman driving a Hummer? According to this thread, she'll never make it to your house anyway......
:roll:
Jerry
Man, you and a couple others here? You guys are really riding the line. Hope you love your dog because you'll be sleeping with the canines for a while, ha ha.
Better than sleeping with the fishes!
FIFY :tooth:
George Carlin
Oh wait, that's what I drive.
Never mind.
Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
Yeah. Reminds me of the time I got all irritated at the guy who was tailgating me till I realized I was looking at myself in the rear view mirror.
Hey, it could happen!
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Personally, I like that look on a woman.
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