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Miss MaryMiss Mary Senior MemberPosts: 743 Senior Member
Jerry just found a voice mail this morning from Sam saying he was out of surgery doing ok and had to spend the night in the hospital. As everyone knows we can't get cell signal here so when Jerry went out this morning he found the message sent yesterday, sorry for the delay but happy with the good news!:applause:

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Good news, indeed. Thanks
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,985 Senior Member
    Yay!
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  • pjames777pjames777 Senior Member Posts: 1,421 Senior Member
    Awesome! :cool2:
  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 12,142 Senior Member
    GREAT NEWS :beer: ok, maybe diet soda
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  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 12,046 Senior Member
    Great news!
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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,457 Senior Member
    Glad to hear he's doing good!
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  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    :cool2:
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  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 8,502 Senior Member
    Good to hear!! But are the nurses safe!!??
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Big Al1 wrote: »
    Good to hear!! But are the nurses safe!!??

    I dunno, he will probably give them a lecture on Opera and a few chapters of his latest book to read and expect a book report from them before their shift is over so he can critique their critique! :tooth: :jester:
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    Good news, wordsmith :up:
  • DoctorWhoDoctorWho Senior Member Posts: 9,496 Senior Member
    As long as Sam does not do a Yosemite Sam number in the hospital, it will be OK.
    LoL.

    :jester:
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  • bobbyrlf3bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Posts: 2,591 Senior Member
    Great to hear.
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  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Senior Member Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    Miss Mary wrote: »
    Jerry just found a voice mail this morning from Sam saying he was out of surgery doing ok and had to spend the night in the hospital. As everyone knows we can't get cell signal here so when Jerry went out this morning he found the message sent yesterday, sorry for the delay but happy with the good news!:applause:

    Thank you Miss Mary. This is indeed good news.
    Teach your children to love guns, they'll never be able to afford drugs
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 25,126 Senior Member
  • Fat BillyFat Billy Senior Member Posts: 1,813 Senior Member
    Great news! Hands off the nurses or no bed pan. :that: Later,
    Fat Billy

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  • bhl2506bhl2506 Senior Member Posts: 2,027 Senior Member
    Good news! :angel2:
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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,664 Senior Member
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. His Dr. just put a 'after' pic up on his site...................


    kenny_rogers_plastic_surgery.jpg

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  • RazorbackerRazorbacker Senior Member Posts: 4,646 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. His Dr. just put a 'after' pic up on his site...................


    kenny_rogers_plastic_surgery.jpg

    :tooth::tooth::tooth:

    LMAO. Hell, I wish I looked that good.
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  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,992 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. [/IMG]

    :tooth::tooth::tooth:

    A nip and a tuck is EXACTLY what he is getting, it's just not on his face!

    D
    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
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  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Wed am, checking my messages, just swung by to say hello, a more detailed report later, but...

    surgery was 100% successful! and I got home last evening 630pm Tues in time to see the Royals dump the Giants and so we'll have game 7 tonight!

    Still in some residual pain and not able to stay up and do the computer thingie too long, back to bed for a nap now (11am) but I'm totally pleased w. the surgery and everything else.

    You guys may however wish to give me a couple of new Kimber 1911s for a Get Well Sam present. Or pool it all for a Les Baer or similar 1911? Yeah, right!

    later, dudes....
  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 12,576 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. His Dr. just put a 'after' pic up on his site...................

    :tooth::tooth::tooth:

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    Quote Originally Posted by jbp-ohio View Post
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. His Dr. just put a 'after' pic up on his site...................


    Gene L wrote: »
    Penile implants. Hard choices.

    Oh no, please make sure he knows you were joking or else we will be in for a lengthy lecture.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Big Chief wrote: »
    I dunno, he will probably give them a lecture on Opera and a few chapters of his latest book to read and expect a book report from them before their shift is over so he can critique their critique! :tooth: :jester:

    I did manage to email one of my surgeons and a lead nurse (male) my new book, just for grins. But no lectures. I don't wanna make ANY of those people angry for ANY reason! Duh.
  • samzheresamzhere Banned Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    jbp-ohio wrote: »
    The 'hernia' surgery was just a ruse. He was really getting a nip and a tuck. His Dr. just put a 'after' pic up on his site...................


    kenny_rogers_plastic_surgery.jpg

    :tooth::tooth::tooth:

    Got zero idea who that is but yeah, he's a pretty decent middleage dude. Not me, though.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,985 Senior Member
    Welcome back!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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